Mik

f**k off Monday.

Depends wether or not you're in work Working - No, not as waste fo time Off - Yes, massive waste of time

Still.....better than CUM 4T

This is very true. I was on a bus back from London once and there was a guy on it who was absolutely smashed and ended up headbutting the driver and being arrested on the hard shoulder. That was a great bus journey.

Sarah Jessica Parker? KILL IT. KILL IT NOW.

Fair enough....although I didn't say "bet someone in the UK has that" If you want to go down that road...

GR8 PL8 eugh, bet someone has that.

Pogues Farewell December Tour Dates: 13th December - Glasgow, O2 Academy 14th December - Newcastle, O2 Academy 16th December - Sheffield, O2 Academy 17th December - Manchester, Apollo 18th December - Birmingham, O2 Academy 20th December - Brixton, London, O2 Academy 21st December - Brixton, London, O2 Academy If anyone is interested..... I seen them a few years ago in the Academy (got a free ticket) they were really good. They played Fiesta as the last song and the place errupted, it was a bit mental....good night though. Pity this is a Monday night, had it been a Friday/Sat I might've went.

None of your office (i assume office) buddies not have a spare tenner or fiver you can give them back tomorrow?

Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand aren't even slightly funny. How they're as big as they are baffles me.... The movie Top Gun is shite.

When you say "Morning" to someone in the office when you come in and they don't say it back. c**t. I feel like a tit now.... Also office related....Holding a door open for someone and they just walk through without saying thanks. Basic manners ffs.

Chocolate is fucking disgusting.

The Expenadables Thought it was quite poor to be honest. Story line was absolute shite but some of the action scenes were really good. Don't think i'd bother watching it again. Most certainly not "Best movie ever made" according to some tramp on my facebook. 5/10

I also play bass, actually, I don't play guitar very often. The bass was my first instrument...It just appealed to me much more than a guitar did. Guitar Pro is still good for the Bass though.... Depends what you're playing I suppose, GP isn't really much use for slap bass and popping etc.

Download a program called "Guitar Pro" and get tabs for it on Ultimate-Guitar It's the business . Helped me a lot when learning and writing for that matter.

Broke my finger on thursday and finding it a cnut to type with one hand and my index finger.

+1. Totally agree.

Stole some old wifeys bag on the bus using my ninja stealth. Actually it was pretty easy....she was too busy to notice my hand while talking sh*te to someone about how much a c**t her grandson is... fcuk all in it though haha I kid. That's terrible mate, how much did they get away with?

Ebay

I had the misfortune of seeing this actually........drivel.

Jimmy Eat World Glasgow Presale If anyone is interested?

In the office....still quite drunk from the night before and gradually sobering up ay my desk

The Haunted - Under The Surface

Actually I've seen what's in the NSFW forum ......it should be Not Safe For Wife.

Not Safe For Work... ie. Don't go into it when you're on a work PC because there's likely to be unsuitable content.