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Every rule has an exception.

Not had much luck with Helens. Probably the lowest average derives from the horrific 'Phoebe' moniker. Never beyond a 3/10.

Rounding my good man.

I don't think I have ever met a girl called Aoife who wasn't at least 8/10.

Can't agree with this at all. Richard Gordon seems perfectly capable of giving objective reports to me.

He has had the chop but unfortunately it wasn't done in time to stop his 'basic instincts' forming as evidenced by his dalliance with the village bike last year...

Not 100% sure how old our cat is as we got him from a rescue home as a kitten - think he may be around 14 now. The home didn't know how he lost one of his eyes but may have been born with only one. Here he is the day I woke him up to tell him Magee's ban had been over-turned by the mods on here...

Am I right in thinking that the only place you can get a legal smoke at half time is Pittodrie? I can't remember it happening in any other top flight stadium?

Good to see fans are advocating casting Hartley's famed brand of football in the bin so early in the season? Bomber back in shortly? Could Davo actually catch him in order to carry this out?

#prayforfrost

Salmond's wife to be the first page 3 'pull out' in an independent Scotland.

The best effort yet.

Agree that a 'No' vote is not likely to create any dramatic moments where we can stand up instantly and say 'this is what you have caused' save for a refusal to give Holyrood any more devolved powers or a well reported retraction of the Barnett formula with no interim measures to offset. What annoys me so much is that we will never be able to know what we could have done with a 'Yes' vote if we vote 'No'. There are elements of the SNP that I'm not overly enamoured with but I do believe that with more influence from other (possibly new) parties we could build a parliament that moves away from the disgraceful behavour we see from the politicians of today (from all persuasions).

Of course he did

Leave him to his 'paint by numbers' morning activity break.

What a night. Odds shortening all over the place, Westminster bending over and offering their metaphorical hole and David Ed Milliband rallying the troops near the Devil's Beeftub.

Ellis00006 September 2014 8:51pm Recommend3 Scottish independence can't come too so so we can be rid of their moaning and costs to good English taxpayers. Plus it will make a permanent Conservative government much easier and save us from socialism. 5 PEOPLE, 5 COMMENTS engineeruk7206 September 2014 8:51pm Recommend5 Can someone please educate me as to what Scotland actually provide which would want England to actually keep them, apart from oil revenue? ^ ^ ^ Seething

I finally think this could just happen lads. Lets get this over the line and take our decisions.

Let it go man. It's not healthy.

Aye right then mate.

Fair play. Cracking speech that.