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c***s moaning every time there's an update on Facebook are the worst. Either: "But I didn't WANT this Facebook!!! Sereiously thinking about leaving if it doesn't get changed bak!!" Leave then. Ye won't be missed. "Why don't I have the option to not have this?!?!?!" Yes. Facebook should ask each of their BILLION members whether they want something. Ask a billion people anything, anything at all and you'll only get shite back. Anything.

Continued meltdown from pal's ex this morning, as a mutual friend liked a "there should be a facebook relationship status for 'impending trainwreck'" leading to her demanding whether or not that was a dig at her. She is fucking tonto.

I believe in Div.

If someone, anyone, sticks their head above the parapet and says 'No, we will be voting against re-admitting The Rangers back into the SPL', surely the rest will follow? Except Kilmarnock, of course. Which in no way is a slight on killie fans, just your plum of a chairman.

Someone post that independence day 4th of july bit.

No, that's not what they're being punished for.

No idea, but I'm still annoyed we were denied the standard 'Administrator at the front door' shot, followed by the 'Players leaving with everthing in binbags' shot.

It was like that bit at the end of Taken, but on Skype, with Coisty under the veil in his underwear.

c**t looks like he shops at sports direct.

Fucking hell, the size of that hole in Cena's heed.

Bahahaha. This is going swimmingly.

EXTREME RULES!!!!!

This is great.

FFS. I presume Bubba Ray and Dvon are spinning in their graves.

The lad in the Orton match is an absolute spit of Nigel Worthington.

I miss big Dvon.

More like boreton.

How the f**k do you find somewhere to live in London, honestly? Fucksake.

Chump. Lied week in, week out about my attendance. If the leaders weren't going to church, I certainly wasn't getting out of bed to bother God on a Sunday morning. Boys probably got a mingin hangover.

Assumed the inferno bit was bollocks, so lobbed some chili oil on it. Unwise. Still ate it, obviously, but my pan took a punishing the next morning.

Aye. Without fail, every time I'm in Liquid at least one of the toilets are taped up due to some horror show having taken place inside. Fat Sams is the worst but, at least in Liquid it is bright enough to see the proper munters and take action. Fat Sams is darker than Lee Wilkie's soul.

Far and away the best was the bloke with the metal thing from the Matrix implanted on the back of his neck. Fucking hilarious.

Anybody able to find the 'Summer Football' thread? The one that explains about how its baws? Canna find it, help appreciated.

Glenrothes is well scabby. Harthill, Shotts, Coatbridge, Airdrie, Wishaw all suck the life out of you. Motherwell isn't much better. About 85% of Dundee is a shitehole as well.