Grim O'Grady

World class, 70's style mind. Even Pele had problems but I won't be sticking up for him. Grimbo

Is that a 6" sub though? Grimbo

Stop it NJ, or I'll get my crayons out again & you know what kind of seethe that can lead too! Although Throbber never got het up about it, he's a good lad. I see myself as more of the Gilbert O'Sullivan than the Gallagher, although I saw the Oasis on several occasions but never seen O'Sullivan perform in the flesh. Or I could be Banksy maybe? Grimbo

I'd claim to be multi-lingual having spent the past 11 years up here. I got piece quite early on & it makes slight sense being a piece of bread (or 2), what I didn't get for a while was messages, how does that equate eh? Grimbo

It's chip butty from down south from the chippy or chiphole, if anyone calls it a chip sandwich they have people to fetch & carry for them. I now use the word "chipper" even though it riles me it annoys the high fuckity fucks out of the missus but she has to accept it if she wants me to pick her a smoked sausage supper (no euph, lesst I don't think it is) on the way home from the pub. Grimbo

Van Gogh had his critics, now please await until the ear comes off, I'll airmail it to Dignitas, little by little eh? Grimbo

I'm sorry I hadn't noticed the forum name change to mega-serious Monday forum? Silly me. Grimbo

now that is complex, Helpful. Grimbo

I thought you were on a health kick, ergo diet irn-bru. MozzaMozza's pic was a mark of respect, I doubt you'd really have that pic in your living room? Yes that's an iron, I wanted to add a bit of authenticity to it, the sock was just for historical purposes. Grimbo

I was enhancing your rep mate. you can thank me later. Grimbo

Throbber's updated his lovely "Slapping Beauty" masterpiece*. Your plat' member-ship will no doubt be in the post. Grimbo *ETA Sleeping sorry.

I clicked on "next post" & saw the video of the cat stuck in the pipe, awww funny as f**k. Grimbo

you have to go to 1 min 7 secs in but fuckinghell aye. I prefer the smiths version mind. Grimbo

Worst football weekend ever. I went all the way down to Dalbeattie yesterday to watch us get beat 4-3 after we had been winning 3-1 with 15 min left. Now Man City have just been well & truly shafted by the Tottenham Hotspuds ffs. Wankbosoms. Grimbo

Why doesn't she want to go all the way with you? Grimbo

Arsebiscuits. I've got to edit the footage, if only the battery ran out with 15min to go inc the added time. Grimbo

No icecream? The NHS is going to shit. Grimbo

I liked their early stuff or was that the Beatles? Anyway I'm in a right Throbber of a mood after yesterday, we were 1-3 up with a quarter of an hour to go & lost 4-3, ok we had a man sent off but he was the striker, even the post match drinks down the Mops lost their sparkle. Mind the sun is shining so hopefully that will drag me out of this Throbber of a mood. Grimbo

Romeo's missus's NHS plates make mine look like clarice cliff eh? Grimbo

Just jumped off st Abingdon, (not a euph) next stop Dalbeattie. Alcohol & fitba. Grimbo

But what price did you pay, Miley, well besides the Skidmarks? Grimbo

According to Hansard's that excuse for installing cctv in the public lavatory at Inverness was unsuccesful on all 4 occasions it was cited before the judges. Grimbo

^^^Autographs thread for this pish. DoomBo

Sorry Sarge, I want to blame auto correct text thingy, but it wasn't. I shall never make another Dad's Army quip ever again. I'm such a stupid boy. Grimbo

^^^Imposter found. i bet you've never shagged Pikey's mam either? I hadn't noticed the tits tbh. Grimbo