Grim O'Grady

Unless said participant(s) have been eating sweet corn then the urine concentrate needs to be >73.4% Grimbo

A swing & a miss if ever there was one indeed. What a joy to behold. Grimbo

it's a small step, Shands if you must go out ffs please take your helmet with you. Grimbo

FTFY your welcome Grimbo

Hey chin up mate, there's bound to be a thread on here to cover every eventuality, you can be assured we've got your back & will rip the pish out of you for a wee while, you know how quickly things pass by round here? I bet you could beat it at squash, well over a best of 3 maybe? Have a good weekend pal & ignore that phone even if doing so you end up in the cells again. Grimbo

Tell it you are taking it to the sparkling phone shop for a new dress or whatever you like to cover your phone in but take it to the boxing gym & give it a swift jab in the ring. Show the gobby mouthpiece who the smart one is? Grimbo

It's not alone Shands. Grimbo

I recall sherbet dabs when I were a nipper. Whatever happened to the auld duffers thread, anyone mind that? Grimbo

Who does he support, just need the heads up in case I abuse the wrong fan? Thank you very much. Grimbo

I live on a council estate but I'm not in to goblin, least I don't think so, having not tried it? cheers BtT. Grimbo

What's your opinion on cyclists then Shands? Askin for a friend. Grimbo

^^^QQ thread for this pish Grimbo

And in most probability 5 & a half of those 6 own a gun. Grimbo

Hang on a momento here squire, surely if the prof was worth is salt he'd be at one of the California Uni's where because of the geological situation structural engineering would be useful & it's much warmer? Grimbo

How many pies do we need to get in for Saturday & I'm lead to believe the bar has been well stocked up too? Grimbo

I'm in negotiations (all a bit hush hush, very apt) with Panini (the football stickers folk not the Italian toasted eggy bread with sausage folk) about doing a magazine serialization of the book over 500 weeks (issue 1 99p the rest are at tenner a pop) for those that can't read my shite (not literally - geddit?) & they get to not only colour it in (free colouring pens with issue 2) but can purchase shiny stickers to complement the readers erm I mean colourers own artwork, for additional cost Obvz. Happy Easter to all the P extended family. Grimbo

No no no, my theory (the book will be out in time for Xmas), was that God done it. Chapter 2. Is all about the banking crisis. Chapter 3 or maybe 4. Starving kids in Africa & other places. AIDS & ecoli plagues will be in it somewhere. I need to speak to my publisher. God v Capitalism by Grim O'Grady. Disney have already bought the film rights (I've put a clause in that James Nesbit, or whatever that annoying whiny manu supporting c**t is called is not to be in it mind). Grimbo

What is a "scheme goblin"? I read it in some tosspot post about commercial radio, sounds like word salad to me? Grimbo

nick the tea-cosy. Grimbo

Aye but just felt tipsy like & nowt after that no bad head. Grimbo

I've said it before & I'll say it again, Real Ale is the way to hang-over freedom. It's the chemicals they put in your lagers & bests that f**k you up. Saturday was an 1/2 2 ko at Coldstream, we got there in plenty of time so I had 2 pints of Besom ale then after the match we skid addled back to Leith, I had a tyneside blonde, nice an refreshing then went on the Bit'er ruff, which was absolutely gorgeous & I think I tried to drink that tap dry. f**k knows what time I got hame but I'd missed match of the day. Sunday felt a bit pished still but no hungover. I must have been a bit pished cos I ate 1/2 a cold pizza for breakfast. Grimbo

No whey, Sarge. Actually whilst I've got your attention & we are in the QQ, can I ask you why you called yourself Sergeant Wilson & not Private Frazer? If it's deemed racist then I'm asking for a fiend obvz. Grimbo

aye but they do die, so it's true, eating cheese is fatal. Grimbo

you're a wine man aren't you Bairny? Grimbo

I've no heard, can we muster up a Dundee posse to have a scoot around for him? Grimbo