Grim O'Grady

Ta lads. Left skoo at 15 worked til I was 18 had 2 year on the rock n roll then worked until I was 53. So that's 30+ years. I'm not taking my shoes & socks off. G-Bo(re)

Shattered my illusions (again). Have you got them a wedding present? Electric blankets are quite the rage. G-Bo(re)

I'm thinking of trying refrigerated biscuits anyway. I'm off to speak to Aiden the helpful (c**t) if he thinks it will enhance my reputation, by gawd it could do with an overhaul. G-Bo(re) ETA I've still got a few of my own teeth despite Miley's portrayal of me. "auld", Seething. No refrigerated Viscount biscuit will break me or my teeth.

Shands, Shandy, Shandon Par (it is Sunday), you were my favourite poster (this week) until that faux pas, not sure if there's a way back. I couldn't be more disappointed if Aiden had given me a piece of unhelpful information. Paranoid Android is now wearing your hat in my world, with the Cardinal hanging on his coat tails. PA enjoy the caravan. G-Bo(re)

Serious Q. I've taken early retirement through a voluntary redundancy from work, what happens about my state pension, obvz not paying any stamp anymore, so will it be reduced when I hit state pension age? Have any of you older c***s done anything similar & know the answer? Thank you in advance. G-Bo(re)

He never goes out, how can he be up before the beak? Unless it's internet crime? SuperM, are you an Internet crim? G-Bo(re)

Give me a couple more days & I'll be top of the dots (cue Led Zeppelin). G-Bo(re)

What do you mean? G-Bo(re)

What was? G-Bo(re)

I dunno if you are a nurse Grass but you are an horrid c**t, you laugh at the death of my dog. G-Bo(re)

Spent it Skids, spent it. G-Bo(re)

A lot of the nurses I know & worked with had human tendencies & something called compassion but yes some of them were c***s too, happens in all walks of life. G-Bo(re)

Are you just a horrible person on here or are you like this in real life? Was you a bully at school too? G-Bo(re)

The funniest thing about the non-crawl was that Philpy asked me to put it up but he bailed on it too, magic. G-Bo(re)

Aye you see the Lycra lot & they get all their hair cut off (probably by a Turkish barber) so they are ultra streamlined then you see them with chains on ffs. G-Bo(re)

Would he bollocks. John Smiths the rapist's anonymous tipple of choice. It was Doc Shipman that was on the Boddies. G-Bo(re)

They'd never get away with it nowadays with all this H&S PC brigade, Missus Lot would have to end up as a pillar of sand or something. G-Bo(re)

Sakes man, spoiler alert ffs, right I'm away to watch Titanic, hoping for a happy ending (I'm taking a prozzy). G-Bo(re)

BTW Banana wid G-Bo(re)

Don't let it slip Babana. G-Bo(re)

If there's only 1 thing I've learnt from P&B BFTDave, it's take nowt for granted & always wipe sat down. G-Bo(re)

Which one is you, Banana? G-Bo(re)

I've got the "VT comp" pic cos I had to save it to edit it with my choice but if he's been pulled off by the mods, I'm not 100% sure if it's an offence? Nizzy knows, if you are reading this, is the VT comp pic offensive? G-Bo(re)

Ouch G-Bo(re)

If it makes life easier I could set up a Grimbo.2 alias & red dot myself for the atharitic Owd Wan. f**k up Aiden, I'm the helpful wan. G-Bo(re)