Gaz FFC

The sentiment is welcome but I do wonder what you mean by "good times?" I'm 33 years in and I'd struggle to identify what was the actual good times. Maybe it's the 90s and watching Jefferies team? Maybe it's the 3 cup finals? Maybe it's the 5 seasons in the SPL? Maybe even the season under Houston where we finished 2nd to Rangers and with a points total that would usually win the league? Problem with all of these is that far smaller clubs from areas that don't give a shit about football can boast better seasons than that. FFC success stories are all sad as f**k. Getting to cup finals.......and losing. Beating Hibs in the playoffs before getting bitched off Killie. Even the Jefferies seasons had us relegated and only winning Division 1 and a B&Q cup. Although the Jefferies seasons were excellent if we were comparing stories of good times with Inverness, St Johnstone Ross County and Livi fans they'd all be giving us pity. Falkirk fans have a very strange idea of success and are happy to just be part of something. Our trophy haul from the last 4 decades is f**k all to be shouting from the rooftops.

I'm old enough to know these never end well for FFC. I predict we spend the game giving him absolute dogs abuse that he laps up as his side beat us comfortably. I feel I've seen this script too many times

Bingo. Still can't believe Rangers actually gave him a game. After seeing his efforts for Falkirk I was given hope my football career still had a chance. Show footage of Ross Perry to any 16 year old who's lost faith they will make it and tell them this guy played for Rangers.

Well that's an easy question for the police then. Who's birthday party was it? From that answer you wouldn't have to go and ask Pizza express if they remember serving royalty. Just ask this lady if she celebrated birthday X in Woking. I do love that Andy threw his daughter under the bus. She will know if she ever went there with her dad or not.

Did he ever say why he was in Pizza Express Woking?

I can only remember him for 2 reasons prior to all this and none of them paint him well. He was stopped by police for speeding on the way to the airport and told the officer he didn't have time for this and he apparently flew everywhere rather than catch trains even if it wasn't too far.

Did you both go to town on his Mrs?

True He actually done the police work for them. CCTV footage from the restaurant that evening either clears him or hangs him. Given the authorities still want a word I'm gonnae go with the latter.

I can't believe he actually named the restaurant. Why not just say Pizza Express and leave it at that???

I'm still awaiting anyone from Pizza Express Woking coming forward and saying they worked there around that time and don't ever remember Royalty visiting or of course someone saying they served him. Surely working in a minimum wage job serving pizzas you'd remember that time Royalty came in.

Great news. England should be free to stand on their own two feet. 2 referendums I'd love to see. England independence Keep or dump the Royal family

1 in 10 you may have got right but I'd say if you expect Declan to be this season's Lawrence Shankland or Brian Graham you're gonnae be very disappointed. He's an average Championship striker who won't win you the league.

Maybe on there way out they did.

The boycott last year was a horrible choice I know I'd go to every game regardless if I had a ST or not so the club would get more from me boycotting 1

Is it true that super c**t Geldof switched slot times with Midge Ure so the boomtown rats could play to Royalty? I also understand that Charles and Di only squeezed in about 30mins. What was oh so fucking important that you had to leave and go to? I highly doubt anything going on that day was ahead of live aid on importance scale and is just another reason why the royal family are a complete bunch of c***s

Lie through our teeth about attendances

Almost like the board planned the whole thing

Last year there was a boycott to force the sale of the club so this is not exactly a surprise

Isn't it 500? Feels like 500

It wont affect the club but it would probably stop Rangers fans talking about and boasting about the 90s and 9 in a row.

Nice of Rangers in there hour of need to phone up Paul and tell him

Every Falkirk fan on the planet has pretty much had it with our signings for the past 3-4 summers I personally find it hilarious that Dunfermline watch us go from 1 crisis to another and think it a good idea to sign the dross we are pleased to see the back of. WTF man.

Blue passports man and showing Johnny Foreigner they need us more than we need them

I pray to God the lassie involved died a horrible death in a rat infested hellhole like the utter scumbag deserved.

Probably