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One of the guys from Cultaholic either Sam or Jack called this bang on - it now frees the Fiend that is, no pressure on keeping the title cause he will get it back we all know that. Bray can now work on developing the character even more maybe with someone like Paul Heyman helping in the background. Goldberg is obviously short term and will drop the belt at Mania to the Elimination Chamber winner and that will be Reigns - I would love wwe for once to think out of the box and make the match at mania a triple threat - Goldberg v Reigns v someone u simply would not expect. I suggest Samoa Joe - this has of course the caveat that he has served his wellness ban by then but drop the belt to Joe and then develop Joe v the Fiend for Summerslam

I can sense 3-2 or 4-2 Hearts now - we are just going to panic

Boris is quite simply Cummings’ bitch

Javid’s resignation statement in the Commons is going to be very interesting- does he lick Boris’ arse or stick the knife in?

Internal memo from the Conservative Party: Congratulations to Dominic Cummings on his promotion to Supreme Commander of the United Kingdom of London and all those other diddy bits we can’t be arsed with

I think it’s quite simple now / we must beat Hearts on Saturday otherwise it’s very likely to be automatic relegation

I’m sad and I’m fucking angry - all I’m seeing on the telly are these fuckwit Union Jack wearing little Englanders going on as if we have beat the Germans again in world war 2 - then u get utter c***s like Gove and Johnson harping on about its time to get Britain back together - obviously code for let’s get England back on track and f**k everyone else - all the people in the North of England who voted Tory well they can celebrate getting rid of the EU but you are not going to get all you expect and to be honest you fucking deserve what’s coming - the Union is dead.

Oops sorry - just misread the article- I’m thinking Sasha v Bayley and Charlotte v Bianca Belair????

Just been reading some articles from Cultaholic - according to Dave Meltzer planned matches are: Drew v Brock (confirmed) Fiend v Reigns - Reigns will earn his place by winning Smackdown Elimination Chamber match Becky v Shayna Charlotte v Bayley Edge v Orton

Ok folks Rumble over - what matches do u think will be on the card? Drew v Brock Charlotte v Becky v Shayna The Fiend v Bryan v Orton v Styles Reigns v Edge Owens v Rollins Sachs v Bayley Andre The Giant Battle Royal Feel free to add any others

Oh brilliant Hearts have beaten Rangers so think that means we are only one point in front - we are well and truly screwed - I honestly can’t see us surviving now

The reporter is getting slagged off like f**k on Twitter -@GordoBlackstock if you want to have a look

Totally agree - this reporter is a total arsehole

I know my team the Accies are pish but Aberdeen for the budget and the crowds they get every week are totally rank rotten

Nobody has got anything on Vince Russo - no even me with my wrestling brain I know my idea is daft but Vince McMahon has thought up far worse

It would convey the idea that Brock is not the sharpest tool in the box and imagine Paul Heyman's face - i don't think it would be horrendous at all - Brock does not need to win the Rumble and it would be a fantastic talking point to take into the next edition of Raw My choice for the Rumble is Drew McIntyre with him throwing Orton over the top

Knives Out - Danirel Craig's accent is trying ridiculous but apparently not as bad as Robert Downey Jnr's supposed Welsh accent in the new Dolittle film - rumours are it's truly atrocious 6 Underground and The 2 Popes on Netflix - 2 really enjoyable films The Gentleman - I'll wait for that to come on Sky or Netflix Has anyone seen 1917 on IMAX?

Has anyone seen the clip of the Bucky Boys reunion on the latest Fight Club ? Totally hysterical and The Wee Man was on superb form especially his gag on Harry and Meghan

I'll accept a really crappy 0-0 draw for the extra point and hope Ross Country stuff the Jambos

Has anyone seen Messiah ? Just saw first episode and I think its a bit of a grower I think I'm in a bit of a minority re The Witcher - saw the first episode and I thought it was awful and the acting was truly terrible

Looking forward to : Armando Iannucci's version of David Copperfield Parasite No Time to Die Top Gun Maverick The King's Man (think a World War One version of Kingsman) New version of Dune Wonder Woman 1984 Black Widow

I’d love this for the opening for the Men’s Rumble - Lesnar comes in at number one - number two is Aleister Black - Aleister decides to sit on the entrance ramp cross legged - Lesnar gets mad and climbs over the top rope and jumps on to the floor to run at him - the refs then say to Brock you’ve just eliminated yourself bye bye

Decided to sell subs and change formation

My team

When Boris becomes PM I’m dreading what his Cabinet will be like - Jacob Rees Mogg will either be Foreign Secretary or Chancellor - oh f**k