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Savage Henry

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  1. I have had more than 2,500 retweets. I am your new God.

  2. Reply to this status update to win one 100% genuine photograph of Jesus playing basketball with Richard Nixon.

  3. Reply to this status to win free entry into a prize draw where the prize is entry into a raffle to win the chance to comment on my status update.

  4. I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Because you keep putting antifreeze in my tea.

  5. Reply to this status for the chance to kick ICTChris in the pie

  6. Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Please can I have a foot-long tuna sub? Hearty Italian, light mayo, all the salad. Thanks. Laterz

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  7. Reply to this status for the chance to win an iPad

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I've already got an iPad, so Knightswood Bear can have it.

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  8. Ever wanted a #job in #journalism? Specifically in #football or other #sports then get in touch as we have several vacancies?

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      "Corner kick, home team" is not #journalism. #Atit

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  9. See if yous don't like what I post don't bloody comment on it then n was only asking a question for yous to answer

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I love what you post, Maddie. Especially your views on Critical Theory.

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  10. 12 Angry Men and The Babadook going on Netflix later in the month. Decent.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I think the Babadook's going to make the deliberations in the jury room go on a bit too long. Surprised it passed the jury selection, to be honest.

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  11. RT @Grumpyhatlady: What kind of nobber do you have to be to take a 20ft flagpole &flag into a festival?

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Hopefully they take them into the dance tent and stay there.

  12. Good morning to all Muslim P&B members. I hope you have a great day today.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I like Muesli. No love for the Muesli members?

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  13. I've got 'Always Something There to Remind Me' by Sandie Shaw stuck in my head.

  14. Labrinth is dreadful.

  15. Labrinth is dreadful.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      As in the David Bowie film? I remember it being fantastic, when I was 10.

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  16. My names Hazzi and my grandmother makes great coldslaw

  17. RIP Kevin1916. I am so sorry to see that your latest funny alias died a very swift death. Thoughts are with you and your tranny. I shall think of you both whilst I drink my slimfast tonight. :(

  18. On the other hand how did Ukraine qualify from there group???? #pisherthanpish

  19. Flat tidied, now time for a pint.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I'm going to go for a pint as well. Just for the hell of it. No better kind of pint, if you ask me. Except for the pint you really, really need on a hot day.

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  20. Camperdown Country Park is the business.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I hear the ladies there like to sing a song.

  21. Would you rather sing everything you say, or dance every time you move? #wouldyourather

  22. THANK YOU BASEDGOD

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Sure. Lil B has a really cool name, for a start. He's bound to go all the way.

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