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Savage Henry

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  1. Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Good work, Morse, now, can you fill out the gaps a little?
  2. You haven't heard the Good Doctor's review of that. It was Kermode at his best, ripped the thing to shreads, along with Shoot 'Em Up, which he said comes close to being the worst movie ever made.
  3. Which begs the question: why the need for sniffer dogs? Surely Phil McCann can smell anything from a mile off?
  4. If only the Daily Mail/Retard/Sun/Star (take yer pick) had seen this thread. We would be subject to some sort of "Hanging Is Too Good For Them" headline.
  5. Were those wee Joan's actual words? I really must get around to reading her critically acclaimed column again. As for Gerry: "Um, well, I'm not going to comment on anything". That'll be a yes to sedatives then?
  6. Good point. My thinking was that if Maddy, as claimed by the excellent and critically acclaimed Daily Mail, is indeed in a literal Octopuses Garden, then flipper would be first to smell her, or see her, whichever one dolphins are good at.
  7. To be honest, Skippy, Lassie, Flipper and Gentle Ben were all just variations on a theme. My money would be on Flipper solving this case first though.
  8. That sounds like someone with an alterior motive for speaking. Sounds a rather unscientific thing to say for a former detective.
  9. I'm not at all impressed by the first four episodes of CSI series five.
  10. Hmm, Philomena McCann versus a police forensics unit. Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets!
  11. The game is most definitely afoot, and the net is closing in. Anyone have any more classic crime quotations that spring to mind?
  12. I know that they aren't allowed to respond to the "family spokesperson"'s allegations of a frame because of Portugese law restrictions, but I don't know the exact logic behind that.
  13. Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street- great sound.
  14. Joanna Newsom Monkey & Bear. Crazy nuts and weird. But brilliant.
  15. I hear an alias calling. "Hello, I'm Peter Falconio. " Audience; "hello!!!!"
  16. Shit. They are on to me. I mean, er, Joanne, call yer lawyer again, I think I f'ked up... Oh, and Joanne, can you check on Madeleine, see if she's got enough bread and gruel.
  17. I wouldn't trust wikipedia, but you are probably right. Maybe it was just a theory I recall hearing?
  18. No, not it wouldn't. I find it terribly odd that do-gooder is used as a derogartory term. Frankly, it seems a lot better to do good than to do bad.
  19. Wolf Parade - I'm Not In Love With The Modern World
  20. I'd prefer it if it was Jeremy Beadle all along...
  21. But then somebody would have to make a wisecrack, and everyone else would stand in a circle laughing until the credits.
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