ayrmad
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I'm sure the weans will be making sure your bike is in full working order when you're ready.
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Get me a cone and a mix up.
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How fucking long does it take these muppets to draw up legislation, its not like this just popped up on Wednesday, we're in the unfortunate position of having the idiots in possession of the keys to the asylum at the wrong time.
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And to a certain extent they'd be correct, they've made a rip roaring c**t of this.
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We've only copied Boris this week, never heard a peep earlier on about us wishing to close pubs and restaurants if only we had the powers, suck it up, we're under Tory rule fir the foreseeable unless 5000/10000 die.
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It'll be dawdle for NO to convince enough voters to vote NO, just kidding ourselves on now.
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For independence to have a chance in the next decade we'd need to match or surpass Italy for covid 19 deaths, not something I'm hoping for.
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At least you'll save the crematorium on fuel if you pop your clogs, every cloud.
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Binned the Werthers sharpish there grandpa.
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That'll explain your raised performance levels in recent days, Jacksgranda is obviously still on the Werthers.
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We're going to end up pish stained auld alkies if we come through this unscathed.
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The bonus is that halfwits didn't clear those shelves until the shit was away.
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Betty' house will be getting rattled for bog roll and pasta within the hour. You'll not be watching me until the end of June.
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I watched every day, #pray4me
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12 week lockdown you say.
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It will only get real for the idiots when they lose one of their own.
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How many vulnerable grandparents will tell them to gtf?
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Take a deep breath.
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Granda has taught Jack and the rest of the weans well.
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The more chronic cases are supposed to be due an advisory letter this week
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Well not really lame, im going in at 12. Lazy barsteward.
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Im salaried, I'm not doing it for them, I'm doing it to help my team. Real world time, we ain't getting any more staff. Keep it up, f**k the lefty halfwits.
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What are you to do if you're in the auld group and need to earn to survive?
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Boris and Nicola are making a rip roaring c**t of this so far. While I wouldn't usually think they were capable of pushing a shopping trolley, we might require them to in a few weeks.
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He's a huge w****r, obviously.