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    called 0800
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    Start a service called premium rate phone line sell premium rate phone line's
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    Cthulhu has given up a promising career in engineering after being elected as MP for Orkney & Shetland.
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    Shat yer pants
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    Math thread for this pish
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    Surprised big Grehan didn't get much game time last season. I would quite like him at Somerset
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    Finally
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    Left my wonderful Ayrshire village to move to Paisley. Can't say i have ever regretted it
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    That season ticket video though
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    When Kriss Akabusi ejaculates the semen seeps from his eyeballs. It is a rare condition (called cum eyes) known to affect 1 in every 7 billion people.
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    Per Mertesacker refuses to play unless the match balls have been soaked in children's tears, Arsenal send Danny Welbeck out to bully children to collect them to fill a tank at the Emirates. At away games this is what the team water bottles are filled with.
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    I cant believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine
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    Earlier on my flatmate wanted to use the living room tv for his xbox one (some shite yank sport game), but i was playing my ps4 so i had to disconnect it and take it to the other tv in my room to carry on playing it. How am i expected to live like this
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    Not even the best Ronaldo though is he
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    Just saw that tweet there for Cummings
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    I cheated and "know" who it is, but have no idea who it is
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    If this shows up https://fbcdn-video-e-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-xpa1/v/t42.1790-2/11171374_901412256548438_1962497120_n.mp4?oh=e48d13d1e7efd5cae04ba3dfc351edff&oe=55415CE1&__gda__=1430345274_ae9b40821d8e283fb8cacd48e3745ab6
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    So yer pals are racists then
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    Be round in 5 x
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    So have you stopped now or?
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    Whiteboards are called so because of the albino who invented them
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    Wesley Shearer's photo. Wesley Shearer PLEASE BE AWARE OF DISCARDED MARS BAR WRAPPERS AT THE END OF YOUR PATH. THIS IS A NEW WAY TO 'MARK' YOUR HOME SO THAT SCUMBAGS CAN COME AND STEAL YOUR GERBIL TO SELL TO AN UNDERGROUND RODENT SEX RING. PLEASE SHARE AND STAY SAFE PPL.
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