Jacksgranda

I was on holidays on Spain when the Dons were having their winless run under Ebbe Skovdahl, and when I saw the result in The Sun - Motherwell 5 Aberdeen 6 - I thought it was a missprint and should have read Motherwell 5 Aberdeen 0!

I, too, am desperately trying to catch up, and I initially thought the same!

There you go.

Is it the same date as some obscure Roman Catholic holy day - Festival of the Immaculate Financial Deception?

I got the same message - I carried on regardless.

Jacket, surely?

Off to the Court of Session without delay - they'll sort it for you. ETA: Too late was the cry, too late.

Force them to come back and take over their old team!

Is that proportionate quantum?

I was always of the opinion that Rangers would basically get away with it, and would be plying their trade in the SPL next season and probably finishing 2nd, with little more than a slapped wrist. However, because of the Court of Session fiasco, I am now in the "they're dead" camp. To paraphrase radio announcer Stuart Hibberd on the impending death of George V - "Rangers life is moving peacefully towards its close" . There are 2 outcomes now as I see it - either newco in the SPL or out altogether. I don't think newco is on so it's out. Maybe by this time next week it will be all over.

What, the Andy Gorams are reasonable?

I like your quantum there, Granny

You'll never work for Charles Green with quantum like that - something along the lines of 1, 5% 2, 11% 3, 64% 4, 8% 5, 34% is what is needed.

Maybe Rangers should have used some Swiss accountants to set up their EBTs then.

Well, now that we've discovered America, what's the next milestone?

I don't know what it means either - "saves" favourited tweet for posterity? Where this is saved I don't know either - somewhere on your mobile? Can you tweet from a mobile or do you need a Blackberry? (Don't know what a Blackberry is either, by the way.) Maybe there should be a sub-forum for us non tweeters and techno dinosaurs.

I know nothing about Twitter either, I can just about manage e-mails and texting, I've no Facebook or anything like that, but "all" instead of "ask" makes more sense, obviously a typo by the original poster I think.

I think he meant he favourites tweets all the time by accident.

Do you try to avoid annoying taxi drivers, or do you try to avoid taxi drivers who are annoying? No8. falls into the latter category

Maybe so, loon, maybe so.

You could end up in a rowie with that sort of talk.

Outsiders - you mean like tarriers, foreigners (particularly dark skinned ones), muslims etc, those sort of "outsiders"?

It'll be along in a minute....

I like your approach to "quantum", H&D May well be head hunting you even as I type.

Morecambe on the 14th, granted Tannadice is probably closer for you!