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Paranoid

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  1. I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird?
  2. Quite by chance - I learned about stone babies. Lithopedion
  3. Well at least no one has to travel very far.
  4. Fenton is probably dead by now. Gave us a laugh. Oh Deer!
  5. Pen was a joke. Gave ICT two free hits but the crosses were peachy.
  6. They'll have a slim chance against Rangers and a fat chance against Celtic.
  7. Never mind Bairns. At least you'll avoid a 6-0 thrashing in the final. Every cloud . . .
  8. Aye. Barry must stay. [He didn't] But all is forgiven.
  9. Grass pitch would help with a nice muddy strip up the middle.
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