Collins Out!

There's some karma for you. Get it right up you.

How about Thistle beating Albion Rovers 11-1?

Pumped like dogs.

Oh well, at least there will be a couple of trips to Peterhead next season.

The laughing stock of Scottish football.

I fear Morton may be drawn into the relegation battle this season.

Why didn't this King chappy buy Rangers when they were up for sale? Isn't he some kind of billionaire?

There's a Clutha Street in Cessnock.

The laughs just keep coming.

45 minutes to save their season

Hilarious stuff this season.

It looks like the current Morton chairman has given up on the SPL. He must be weighing up the poor gates last season, despite challenging for the title and the cost of bringing some kind of modernity to Cappielow. I can see the 25 year absence from the top flight becoming 35 years pretty easily.

Hilarious result today. Well done Morton on another fail of a season.

You should try getting yourself a wee paper round or something.

No chance of promotion this year other than reconstruction.

You sound like more of an Old Govan Arms man.

No I was referring to The Merchant's Quay which is on the corner of Admiral Street and Paisley Road. It used to be the New Regano and before that The Sportsman's and before that Jim Baxter's. If you want to experience the full flavour of the Southside pubs, Go to the Stanley Bar or Angel at Shields Road, Bellrock, Louden or District at KP, Park Bar at Cessnock and bypass Brechins ( We locals call it The Black Man) for Richards at Govan. Good luck with that.

For Shields Road the Old Toll or Merchant's Quay would be a far better shout than Mimmo's which is an Italian restaurant. Also saves you walking up the hill. Would use Kensington for Cessnock not Park Bar which is 100 times worse. At Kinning Park they are all knuckle-dragger pubs unless you walk back to Paisley Road Toll. Actually you are better doing Merchant' s Quay for Shields Road and then walking across the street to the Old Toll for Kinning Park. Then moving onto Cessnock. Have fun.

Turkey is not in the EU. They have a worse human rights record than Rangers.

As a Govan man born and bred i say we MUST take this chance to rid ourselves of this SCUM once and for all. If by some heinous collusion these beasts are allowed to participate in the SPL next season there has to be a total boycott of all games at Ibrox. It's time to bring down this Old Firm pox that is afflicting Scotland.

Lost just under £30 on the Inter result. Luckily got the kick off time mixed up or it would have been £230.

Ian McCall's continual assurances about Liam Buchanan's fitness let me down this week. I wouldn't have risked my cash on a creaking strike force of Jim Hamilton and Simon Donnelly.