Twinkle

Next season we will have Celtic, Rangers, Hibs, Hearts and Aberdeen coming to Tannadice as well as the european game/games. You will have Morton, Arbroath and Cove. Pretty sure we will be making a few bob on those. Enjoy though

Mark Mcnulty

Whataboutery. Hes talking about you boys so i dont know why you have brought us into it

Nonsense. The man is revered 40 years later and still sang about ffs

You sound like my mrs

Goodbye lads, safe trip

Mon the Leipzig

Me and the mrs have booked for Tenerife at the end of July/start of August. Have did all the other Canary Islands so this is the last one to tick off the list. Hotel is in Costa Adeje so Los Cristianos and Playa De Las Americas not too far. Ive been advised to download the ABC app for live events and entertainment but has anyone done the excursions and would recommend any?

Players like Ian Harkes are the reason we wont progress as a club. I refuse to believe there are players out there that arent better than him and would cost just as much in wages. Hes the token american to keep the owners happy imho

My mates young lad. Fuckin fantastic

A very interesting re-read

Yes

That Mypa game at Tannadice is arguably the worst ive felt coming out of a match. Sick to my stomach. Actually still pains me to this day

I genuinely read that as 'pumps all of East Craigie'...

Aberdeen, great bunch of lads

Hopefully thats the last time we see him in a United top

We are fuckin awful. The fact that our mob are fourth in the league and on course to qualify for europe is a sad indictment of the standard of scottish football

Thats a fuckin outrageous line up. Courts can get to f**k as far as im concerned

Bet365 offering what looks like an unlimited stake on Mo Salah to have a shot on target against Newcastle today. Boost is in from 1/5 to evens. Very dangerous game to be playing

£5 free bet on the Man City vs Real Madrid game with Bet365 tonight

Turns out the woman has disabilities and suffers from panic attacks and these are what she calls her 'worry dolls'. All good taking the piss out of people but sometimes it can come back to bite you on the arse mate

Sad state of affairs when we are making diddys like Barrie Mckay look like Zidane

Benji Siegrist can get so far to f**k. Every time the ball goes near him im panicking. Hes a bombscare which isnt something i thought id ever say but hes been chucking them in for months and needs emptied. Get CJ in the sticks for the Motherwell match

Now is the time Agent Ciftci