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wee cheeky change o picture there lads. pure healthy lovely man. Whch one do you prefer, beefy (previous one) or fela (current one)?

Did anyone hear a loud sonic kiinda boom from fife area on sunday at about 3 45.? It was really strange, and i was wondering what is was. i heard it after playing a game against a arch rivals. While we're on the subject of us beating our rivals i think i'll tell you that we beat them in a relegation dogfight, dooming them to probably getting relagated . We won 3 -1 and one of our players scored a truly legendry goal to get us infront. their keeper came out and tried to clear it. It fell to one of our players about 4o yards out. he shoots and it floats in right at the top corner. Fucking class!!! then we all jamp on him. He's not even that good, but he is now a club hero

yeh, rotten tomatoes is always reliable. last one i watched was the social network. Wasn't expecting too much but it was actually very good. That mark zuckerburg. I knida respect him but also think hes an arsehole.

first barbie of the year. Yumdiddlyscrumptuous .

Went for a 30 mile cycle today on my racer, for the first time in months. Felt bloody brilliant.

Went to a van der graph generator gig last week. It was awsome. There was an incredable amount of old, fat guys with beards and long hair there. People that you never see on the streets Also there was this small chubby man, slightly balding and with long hair in front of me who was dancing manically and he was very amusing

same. if thers any bearded muslim guy on board, then make sure you sit near him ,so you can keep a good watch on him.

I hav a few to tell you about. 1. benda bilili. Wonderfull film, a real feel good film. 9.5/10 2. udaan. Very good again. acting superb and very believable. 8/10 3. The man who fell to earth. Average. not great but not bad either. You do get to see david bowies cock though!! 6/10 4. babettes feast. a bit of a dissapointment to be honest. Pretty dull. 5.5/10 5. little voive. superb cast and a classic british film. wonderful. 7.5/10 6. oil city: confidential. Superb. Soooooo good. wilkos a legend. 8.5/10 7. The illusionist. Very weird but an utter epic. loved it without is being brill. 7.5/10 oh and paul. Halarious, but cant say it was as good as hot fuzz or shaun of the dead. Not many films are though .7/10

cheers Last book i read was trainspotting. Best book i've ever read i've decided after a while. Top notch. I found it easy to understand but i imagine anyone not scottish would have difficulty, as my mum tried reading it and gave up.

it was my birthday yesterday. :D

this is not a question of toughness, but knowing my body is being damaged and wanting out. It's just instinct to react to incredable pain by running away from the thing that is giving you that pain. and by the way, gavin swankie is shit.

The most miserable 80 minutes of my fuckin life. A constant, steady rainfall, a stong wind and low temperatures meant my hands and feet were beond the emmense pain and just felt of nothing. I was close to tears and one team member actually did start weeping for an unkown reason but i think it was the freezing, unbearable cold. And we lost 6-0. Never again am i playing football in those contitions.

went to a gig last night which consisted of evan parker and some guitarist which i forget the name of improvising for about 90 minutes. the guitarist frist, then it was evan parker and he just blow my mind. Nearly 20 minutes of soprano sax without stopping to take a breath. Then they played together which was good. It was worth it to see parker doing that circular breathing but i did find myself thing of differnet thing near the end and really the guitarist had no real talent apart from guts. Still is was good.

the postman or le postina. An superb italian film about a simple man who befriends a famous poet. Great film. 9/10

the count of monte cristo part 2. The single best acting performance i have ever seen from gerrard depardue in this 4 part, each 1h30, film. An almost perfect film in everyway and i've watched it about 5 times. 10/10

since this is a film thread, ill tell you that my dad is starting a film club at eroll if anyone lives nearby and is interested. Great films and the firt ones are free!!

My bus driver is a fucking thick, intolerant, old w****r. You wont believe what hes done this time. He taken it too far. :angry: Hes made me move seats to the very front without any sort of explenation. So now, instead of enjoying a friendly bus journey i have sit at the front all by myself, just infront of a complete shit who keeps pulling out my earphones. I've asked him why and he just says, "all y' need to know is that i've told y' to!" It's gone beond a joke. I will be victoious eric!!!

Again, my school bus broke down. Thats 3 time in 2 months. First it breaks down outside my home for nearly an hour, then smoke starts coming into the bus and now, a few days ago, the wheel started smoking, causing an awful smell. And then eric has the cheek to take my pass away for walking the 5 minute walk back to my house. w****r!!! It's all these cut backs, there not checking the buses enough.

shane. It was actually really, really good even though i hadnt heard of it. Acting was great, plot was good and overall it was very well made. 8.5/10

bortal boy. To be honest it was fairly poor. An alright idea but it wasn't well produced or made. 4/10

youre thinking of a different man...... i think.

fela kuti, teacher dont teach me no nonsense. i think i've found a new hero.

I have just had a terrifying, near death experience today coming home from school in the school bus Firstly, these fools kept kicking the heater, which was making a whining/groaning noise. Then the heater started letting out this horrible, strange smell. It was truly ghastly. Then it started emmitting smoke, so we were all coughing and chocking. After this, i decided it was time to tell the bus driver, but unfornunately he shouted at me to "SIT DOWN". So i grudginly went back to my seat. The general feeling being that the bus was on fire i was getting scared. A minute passed until i told myself that i would stand up to bus driver, as the heater was still letting out some smoke. Again he told me "sit your arse down and do as your told". WE were strapped in a death hole!! After a few minutes, the smoke had spread up all the but and everyone was moveing to the front of the bus and gasping, so eric(bus driver) was forced to pull over and let us scramble for our lives, resulting in a gianty rammy. Five minutes passed until eric told to go back inside, the bus still stinking of smoke and we opened opened all the windows. It was terrifying and i kept thinking to myself that the bus was going to blow up and we were all going to die. I now feel fooling because i often think i am going to die and then look back later and see it was ridoculous silly of me. still, that eric is a w****r.