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You should go see Eugene mate....

Well....it is my birthday! Lol...don't worry I'm meeting a very sensible friend of mine over there.....it'll be fine!

I'll look after you mate

You're still in good nick for your age mate

That's fine mate.....I'm off to Malta on Thursday morning

I can see a night in Edinburgh with yourself, fide & Tynie being arranged soon....

Old before your time lads! The very occasional night in a club does you good

Been watching the Bond films the last few Sundays on ITV and reckon old James could give Ched Evans a run in the rape stakes!

Thanks Miley....the part boiled potatoes, brocolli & carrots not in the roasting tin too

This weeks dinner: roast gammon & veg

Definitely mate, you don't want to offend your friend by fcuking off but find youself stood back looking on like this:

Just had the misfortune of being at a friends birthday party where her friends are the biggest collective of wankers you'd ever be unlucky enough to meet. No wonder the girl is permanently uptight with friends like that! I felt like I was on the set Made in Chelsea where everyone was just talking at each other about themselves! Should have stayed in.

Or you could learn how to manage your money better?

I'm sure I saw the one on the left at Murrayfield last Sunday......she's a Flanker I believe......

so was I mate but life seemed so much more carefree pre-house/boat etc. Go travelling......that's what I regret.

You're only 23yo mate......enjoy the freedom whilst you can. The Bank fcuking owns me

I know mate Soz.

I know lads I was 22yo just out of Uni earning good money as a freelance engineer and my mates suggested we meet there after work on the Friday as "happy hour" was 50p a drink from 3pm til 9pm.....I was fcuking howlin'! Vaguely remember the wee bird being all over me on the dancefloor before being packed into a taxi back to her sisters where I pumped her on the couch.........she remains the ugliest bird I've shagged to this day When I came out the house in the morning I though I was in Beirut.

I remember going straight from a birds house in Easterhouse to work in Glasgow after a night out in Bonkers many moons ago.....that was a horrific chapter in my life

It is mate. He PM'd me certain details to confirm.

Just send one of the Labourers home......he's absolutely shitfaced!

Have you been living in a cave?!

Depends upon the GP you're registered with I guess. When I was registered up in Perthshire I used to have one done every year.......just bloods taken, pressure checked, etc

Colin Calderwood would have been funnier to be honest.