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Great feeling at Dens tonight Fifespud
?He'll be too busy remolding the wife's face tonight.
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so what exactly are you saying?
its absolutely true that its definately possible!
Great get out
That it would be useful for Fife Spud, a man renowned for his extreme outbursts of anger, to scout out what exactly the warning signs of uncontrollable rage look like, because it's definitely possible for it to point to a stroke. And no one wants that, do they?
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Emmmmmm no, you said gritted teeth and bulging veins were the elementary signs of a stroke when in fact they are nothing of the sort, but just you carry on (again) with the McKee is right and the world is wrong attitude, its actually quite funny.
as my granny would have said;
"they`re all out of step but oor Jock McKee"
Actually, I'm not saying they are the elementary signs of a stroke, I'm saying it's most definitely possible for them to be. Which is absolutely true.
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you`d be wrong
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I was right though, let's be honest here. It's(with it being what you are saying) like saying lying under a sun bed for 6 hours a week isn't the reason you got cancer, no. You got cancer because a few of your cells mutated. A very pedantic approach.
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I'll take that as a sign of your admittance of my being correct.
Are you trying to start an argument about wether you're in an argument or not?
That depends on whether or not it's working.
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But once again these would not be bulging veins & gritted teeth, more likely a lopsided face, poor motor-neurone skills and slurring speech,
which to be honest sounds like most of the clientele of the Norseman
Technically they are, gritted teeth and bulging veins are the first signs of uncontrollable rage. And that's what sets the ball rolling on this hypothetical anger induced stroke. We should just asked Fife Spud really, he has a wealth of experience when it comes to emotion activated illness.
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You'll argue about literally anything, eh? Chill oot.
I wouldn't class this as an argument really. And I should know a thing or two about those.
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Actually, stroke patients with ischemia mimicking symptoms aren't that uncommon.
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Fail,
stroke symptoms are 100% not bulging veins and gritted teeth,
just incase you are ever unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity of somebody having a stroke, these are the signs to look for, it could just save a life
The Face-Arm-Speech-Time (FAST) test lists the main symptoms to look out for:
- Face. Has the person's face fallen on one side? Can the person smile? Has their mouth or eye drooped?
- Arms. Can the person raise both arms and keep them there?
- Speech. Is their speech slurred?
- Time. It's time to call 999 if you see one or more of these signs.
Glad to be of help!
Actually, I think you'll find that myocardial ischemia can very much be induced by anger.
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I'm tempted to hunt through Google images for a picture of a barrel, jam packed full of fish, with a chap fishing for them with an AK47.
While you're there, search for a picture of a man with gritted teeth and bulging veins. it's the elementary sign of a stroke.
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Where is pishy pants?(belter btw)
He's rather quiet tonight. Licking his wounds perchance?
No. It's called not organizing the evenings entertainment around Pie and Bovril. It's procedure you should be looking to endorse.
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More shite updates. Why the f**k are posts now being referred to as "stories"?
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Sorry McKee - but the guy is in (some form of) paid employment. You on the other hand are sponging off your parents.
They might be happy to fund you, I'm sure...but they'd be a fkn lot happier if you made a bit of effort.
Go on , try it...what's the worst that could happen ? you might not have the energy to be Vikington-lite on here, but that's no bad thing really.
I honestly wish you luck.
You know nothing about my life, so what a strange few comments to make.
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Some advice from an expert.
YOU'RE MAKING A RIGHT TIT OF YOURSELF.
I actually know the guy you tit. He was offered a job through a local summer-long community drive. He doesn't seem to be doing anything in it though other than sitting on the internet all day. Bit rich of him to be criticizing me for doing the same thing.
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You sad boy !! get a job lad
I'm sorry we can't all fluke a cosy wee number like you.
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They are brutal. Half the time you are in there is spent standing in a drink queue listening to music you don't actually like, and the other half is spent locating your mates as they scarper off to make a fool of themselves on the dancefloor whilst downing some shite concoction of lemonade and vodka that you wouldn't have even ordered had the beers not cost £4 a pop. And I'm expected to pay for that experience?
To be fair though, the local ones are far better than the ones I encountered on holiday, which were fucking tiny and full of musclebound c***s from Lincolnshire with dodgy haircuts. Although some paralytic girl did offer me for wearing a Beatles t-shirt. 0 -
You are going outside sometimes though, I dunno, working or studying?.
No one sits around in a house for 5 months except Norman Bates dead mum.
I didn't apply for UCAS, which was probably a mistake in hindsight. So no studying. If you must know I've beento Malia, played 5's most weeks and gone to the pub, which is becoming more infrequent due to everybody's obsession with nightclub's, which I honestly don't understand at all. Are you a nightclub kind of guy Big Gus.
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Er.. I repeat. Is everything OK McKee?
Just peachy. I don't get bored very easily, if ever at all. That was the point I was trying to make. I thought that was pretty obvious myself.
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What is with your generally pissed off demenour. Who could be bothered to keep it up for so many posts.
A guy who's been able to sit in his house doing f**k all for five months And not having to pay diggs doing(i'm imaginig f**k Yeah guy just now). I've actually enjoyed it immensely. I'd even go as far to say it's been the most enjoyable period of my short life so far, as unbelievable as that may sound. Or is that a bit sad?
This is a spectacular breakdown.
I have one of these every 2nd day or so now apparently. Whenever I'm posting about Arsenal I'm in the middle of a breakdown these days. I must have outstanding mental fortitude to bounce back so quickly and frequently.
You seem to abuse this patter more than most, so maybe you could clarify for me, what actually is the criteria for a breakdown? I'm imagining that
published a few years ago, is it a bit like that?0 -
Sorry I miskeyed the "e" and the "r" keys. Imagine that, right next to each other on a keyboard. Who could do such a thing.
Anything else you want to get 'spergy about tonight?
Sure, why not.. What about that sleep you were meant to be going for an hour and a half ago?
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You been sippin' on the yak, son. I'm sure it all seems real inside your tiny mind.
Nice one, you've played a pure blinder here. You done it earlier as well I noticed. After Cawston's post.
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What's up matty. You seem preturbed?
Are you sure you don't mean "perturbed"?
Two can play at that game.
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I'm sure Big Gus. But thanks for your concern. It went something along the lines of "Are you sure you don't mean "whining"?". Why did you delete it, quality control? Was it like one of those Walkers crisps that have the unnerving green bits on them?
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Maybe if port-ton had said "whining"? He hasn't though, so that rules it out. Of course he didn't actually say "wining" either, but I think you got me drift blud.
edit: Big Gus had a post there but has deleted it. I'm not talking to myself.
yet.
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A great feeling at Cappielow..
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Domestic abuse. There's no excuse.
Although Morton top and Dundee bottom? Ooft, if that isn't a valid reason for a wee bit of constructive east coast rhinoplasty then my name isn't Young Grandpa Simpson.