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Well past my teatime but I couldn't tear myself away from the computer. Look at me - a grown man sitting at a computer in an empty room and laughing out loud every couple of minutes at the wit and wisdom of P&Bers. Great stuff! But I must tear myself away and eat something. What's for tea? Well isn't it obvious - something succulent washed down with a quantum or two of red wine.
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Dear Sir/Madam, RE: P&B Consortium to buy Rangers F.C. I like the cut of your collective jib! Count me in. Let's run this shooting match up the flagpole and see who salutes it. Just one proviso - the £10 ante: I won't do it. Instead I propose that I make you a loan of £20 ad infinitum. You in turn will then make aloan to me of £10, (can you see where I'm going with this? That's right; neither of us will pay back the other's loan!). And If that's not good enough for you, compadre, then I'm afraid you just don't have the cojones to make it in today's big business world. No offence, mi amigo but that's just the way it crumbles cookiewise. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just off to eat some kittens. Milo
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I can exclusively reveal that the new, prefered bidder is a Scottish footballing consortium led by those well-known, cutting-edge, thrusting, dynamic entrepreneurs, John Lambie and Chic Charnley. 1)The new look, slimmed down thrusting and dynamic Rangers to be renamed Partick Thistle and play all their home games at Firhill, (to be renamed the Maryhillodome). 2)Ibrox to be kept as the headquarters of the new feeder team, the Moon and Star Rovers (known to their fans as the Sons of Islam). 3)Ibrox will also be renamed: it will immediately be known as the Cardinal Brady Stadium of Denial. So there you are - that should keep everybody happy.
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I can see that I'll have to do this very gently........Here goes. The A Team didn't kill anyone because................take a deep breath..............the A Team are not real people; they're just men pretending to be the A Team. Now don't cry! No tears, now. It's a bit like Rangers really. They think that they are a world-class football team but they're just........................No! No stop! Here, you can use my hanky........