Milo

Gerry Collins springs to mind......

Wow! That's no unfortunate mistake, is it? I mean, what manufacturer would commit to a run of hundreds, if not thousands, of tee-shirts without checking out the image's copyright?

This is all very well but where's the deadline? Nobody has issued an ultimatum or set a deadline.......yet. And there's no fun without a deadline. Especially a deadline that we all know will be extended and then extended again. And, while we're at it; whatever happened to quantums? We used to get lots of them but now they are as rare as honey bees.

Mike Ashley's Associated Rangers Sporting Enterprise has a certain ring to it.

So........... Return of Chucky! Can Craiggie Boy be far behind?

You've got to admit, as a master plan, it's brilliant. It's the work of a genius! Breathtakingly simple - what could possibly go wrong?

B.R.A.L.T. for this pish!!!.........................................................Errrrr!?

"Look out! he's behind you!" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-27408184 It's that man again.

.....they would still have more collective intelligence than the worldwide, half-a-million strong, Rangers family. p.s. you often type "Whistle" when you should really type "Thistle". It's as if you just can't bring yourself to use the correct word. Is this indicative of some deep secret fear?

I think you may mean, "hypocritical".

I met him the other day, (just by pure coincidence, we were both in the same queue for the confessional at St. Aloysius) and asked him that very question. He said......................................... "Look!.......a squirrel!

I have no idea what an, "Uber-galloot" is. All I know is that, when I grow up, I think I want to be one.

My pleasure.......a greeny to MT.

Don't look at me....you've got another think coming if you think I'm going to wipe your arse with the Sunday Post!

An acquaintance tells me that a Scottish judge made some kind of witty comment about Rangers while his court was in solemn session today. I thought I might find reference to it in one of these threads. But, try as I might, it evades me. Is anyone aware of what m'lud actually said?

Can I have a translation, please? Whatever happened to the Campaign for Plain English? Maybe it took one look at some of the posts in here and ran away screaming.

Do you mean when Charles Green said, "Ah'm a-geddin outa here!" and retired to breed les cheveux in Chateau-Deux-Chemises?

No, it's Mr. Humphries & young Mr. Grace from "Are You Being Served". let's face it; they couldn't do any worse.

Why?

Surely not. This reads as if you think that a poll of P&B members is equivalent to a poll of IRA members. I can't believe that this is really what you meant, but it was still a bit of a shocker to read it. Written in haste, I hope.

I'm going for, "Anal Dud Hew King". But I may be wrong.

You're not a real person, are you? You're really a computer and this is an experiment to see how long it takes the other posters to realise that you're not human. It all makes sense now.

I'm not too sure, but I think I can see a pattern developing here. p.s. Where's Frihill?

Oh, for pitta's sake! No more kebab puns.

I'm glad of that. There's too much thrawn-faced posturing on here, for my liking. Humour is the great leveller. ...and the Star Trek episode where everyone spoke in metaphors was called something like "Darmok" or "Tarmok", I think.