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Yes, she was missing for a day and a half. Hope she had a morning after pill for breakfast.

I know it is a shit map but they weren't exactly in the next room. I would never have dreamt of leaving my kids alone to go to the pub nearby where I'd been brought up and knew everyone, far less in a foreign country.

What the f**k is a "mop fair" anyway? Are mops that popular that they get their own fair?

I googled the lassie's name to see if she had turned up yet and it appears that she has walked in the front door of MacDs and straight out the back. It doesn't seem like anybody has grabbed her according to the CCTV and it looks like she might have fucked off of her own free will. http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=185890 Is this the same lassie? http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/westmidlands/series11/week3_gypsy_education.shtml

I loved the reply from this guy. He looks as hard as a bunch of daisies but is chucking out the threats. Alexander Wallis ‏@AAWallis1h @BustaNut91 what a bellend you are shame your address isn't on here! p***k Anyway, on a lighter note this is from the Viz. Viz Comic ‏@vizcomic11m We might not know much about art, but we know what we like. And it's Dot Cotton with her tits out. pic.twitter.com/smTjszjjZA

Looks like Tyson Fury has been on the bevvy today. Tyson Fury ‏@Tyson_Fury1h Come & try Tyson fury is the name & fighting is the game!! Anytime any place any where! Ill rip your fucking heart out!!!!!!! Expand Tyson Fury ‏@Tyson_Fury1h I'm going to snap @mrdavidhaye s jaw in little bits! If he has the arsehole to fight me! Expand Tyson Fury ‏@Tyson_Fury1h Where's the fucking p***k @mrdavidhaye u better take this fight feb 8 u ugly little p***k!! Expand Tyson Fury ‏@Tyson_Fury2h If @LennoxLewis has any balls left at all come fight me & ill have u carried out on a stretcher u fucking pussy! Come & try!!! Expand

About time too. @gazzaofficial

Stockport County v Worcester City for me today. 15 quid to get in for a Northern Skrill match. Good game though and County won 4-0. 2463 at the game if I remember what the PA said.

Good to hear, go for it!

A great feeling for everybody (except Celts obviously) well done Morton.

It's true that all vigilante superheroes have a uniform. Well done to Andy, our cross dressing child snatching rescuer.

Arab Ginger c**t.

In amongst all the shite there are some great posts. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=607999585888868&set=a.177872878901543.35643.100000364964258&type=3&theater

i I wondered what was going on. Cheers for that, we'll get used to it, we always do.

I have never studied criminology but those two are fucked. I concur re boaby.

I am blocked by Scott Gardiner (DFC CEO), Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump. I miss those guys.

A Big Mhak. 490 kcal a go except at Arsenal where it is 491 kcal.

Arbroath.

Peruvian jails are a doddle. Probably.

There was a link on that page to this one. https://www.facebook.com/lonaldchilds Had me giggling at the people taking it seriously.

Pete Burns before he had plastic surgery IMO.

Not a lot of reports on this. Apparently the 2nd division Germans could have scored more. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/spl/5005886/Greuther-Furth-6-Celtic-2.html

You might not have a choice. I don't think being put up to the SPL has done us any favours even if it was nice to have the buzz about an upcoming derby match. It has given a chunk of our support a taste for something they think we have a right to and now we need to chase it and that costs pounds. Anybody's pounds. Good luck up there anyway.

This is why I was asking if Morton are ready for the SPL next season. If they are going to find it difficult in SFL 1 then the SPL could be a disaster for Morton when Hearts are punted before next season starts. We struggled and that was with a team that massacred a Morton team in the cup. On the bright side you won't have to put up with the Hearts/Hibs shitfest on every thread.