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Robbie Williams new stuff on this awful programme on channel 4. He's a sad b*****d. Thank f**k the footy highlights are on.

Miami Vice. Pish.

At least mine's got manners, yours is forever talking with her mouth full of my

No! Massive, it's overused I feel!

There's that word again

Tis Quality.

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Hard Fi - Bland, bland, bland - delete.

Sorry too lazy to look back. What are you doing, Degree in Primary Education?

Just bored. f**k it I'm going to shoot things in Battlefield Vietnam

It probably doesn't count seeing as you took a bit of prompting but I'm still claiming a 'Gotcha'

Hmm, I'm missing something...

What do you mean, Foo? Don't get it...

Student Teacher was suspended from an all Girls School in Glasgow 2-3 years ago. The girls filed into his class, in the presence of an assessor from Jordanhill, wearing the then fashionable Britney style skirt and stockings combo. Once settled teacher says "Girls open your legs at chapter ten please" Was in the Glasgow Herald, it's true

The guy that fixed it the last time isn't the same guy who fixed Sams shower is it?

b*****ds have been charging me for borrowing their books from the library for years now. It's scandalous, I always bring them back.

Yeah but maybe they spoke about it and he couldn't remember if it was 25 or 26 or 36 for that matter. Remember you can have an adult conversation with Picture Loans and they don't patronise you

I found it! Gallery - This Tune

Picture Loans Ads. "How much is it we want to borrow again, 25? Yes £25000 please" FFS, patronising, robbing b*****ds!!! However does anyone know what the tune is? I think it's the same one Tony Hart used to use when the gallery was on...

Sounds like the web cam the electrician installed is overloading the power unit when it kicks in. Strange that it doesn't cut out when her brother is in the shower

Try sucking a Fishermans Friend

Bigots who force their bile upon us and shame our nation when they don't actually know what they're actually singing about Derries Walls - You couldn't make it up!

Bollocks, thought I'd get you there

Hmm, never heard of it before. Certainly interesting in this day and age. Who wrote it?