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SPLwankwankwank

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  1. Cow! Was she telling other Ice Cream Van Drivers your routes and times?!! She had to go!!!
  2. Sounds like a perfect night. Dim the lights, Lionel Ritchie, Matteus Rose for the lesbians ('cause I'm classy) and Rophynol
  3. Wow I had no idea only two people worked there. Kilt can you lock up, I'm off today. Oh and empty the bins on the Baltic Air Tupolev before your next cup of tea could you?
  4. My Central Heating which is clearly in need of a service
  5. Proof. Quite enjoyable actually. Didn't realise Gwyneth Paltrow could act!
  6. The Mrs talking utter, utter shite on the phone as usual! "and I got nice wee gold ties for the napkins for Christmas Day...", bla bloody bla...
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