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Elaborate.

The use of floor instead of ground. Surely it's ground?

Most Amusing Good laugh, light reading.

Did he touch Francescs Cold Sore?

Eh? WTF do you do?

Wipe your cold sore all you want, you are not touching my genitals to see!

(Nowt to do with Supermarket Car Parks) Stubble that either grows back into your coupon or doesn't break the surface leading to a spot like disaster usually on the jawline. Ouch

Some b*****d reversed into it but don't worry it happened in a Car Park so don't phone the Police

The Arctic Monkeys live somewhere. Their stuff really is so simple yet great to listen to

Saving Private Ryan, again. It's a timeless classic. That opening scene is just shocking.

E-bay, not overcomplex just a shambles I reckon.

The Iron Giant. Would bring tears to a glass eye

Try Whalerider then.

Whalerider Just fantastic.

I'm not as fast as I used to be but there's no way some scales are catching me

It's also linked to wealth, the silver spoon brigade. Take a look at the Emirates desk in Glasgow from 2 hours before check in on any day and it's fucking jumping. Why, 'cause these spoon fed fuds need everything done for them. Then they arrive back and it continues. Now I'm sure most of you are familiar with Glasgow Airport. You exit aircraft and enter a corridor which leads you to Passport Control. There your allowed to 'pass' into the country and the corridor continues in a very natural progression into the baggage reclaim hall. Why the f**k then do they clear Immigration and turn and head back towards the plane?!?!?! Then they have to literally be taken by the hand and shown where to get their bags. Not as common but still occurs, they collect their bags and arrive, against the flow of passengers in an attempt to head in the direction of the aircraft again! There's signs all over the fucking place, read them!!!! On a lighter note, place is hoaching with babes

If you do get a copy of that could you burn me one and post it, thanks

The Devil Wears Prada. Chick Flick Shite.

Debbie, please do not make me post the photos from the women parking cars Powerpoint. With women and cars anything is possible!!!

Were your shoes also soaked in Petrol? I'm seeing car being filled, friend from schooldays starts chatting then leaves, daft wummin then attempts to fill car again and petrol pours from already full car onto shoes... Thus two payments.

Ah you've not pulled the old shout your pump number over their shoulder routine then? Personally I'm clever enough to work out how to pay 'at the pump'

What a fucking accusation to make! You're well out of order there and believe you me you've not hit that perfect beat boy Beat Boy, Beat Boy, hit that perfect Beat Boy!!!

Oh FFS Debbie. Bloody Soaps, they get on my nerves!

So does that mean puggies and computer generated greyhounds at the bookies are rigged as well?

Ye Of Little Faith