SPLwankwankwank
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Why does it annoy you? Surely it's better they do that than throw it on the floor?The use of floor instead of ground. Surely it's ground?
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Most Amusing Good laugh, light reading.0
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He has HIV.
Did he touch Francescs Cold Sore?
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I am. I have 10 minute incubations to sit through
Eh? WTF do you do?
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Wipe your cold sore all you want, you are not touching my genitals to see!
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(Nowt to do with Supermarket Car Parks)
Stubble that either grows back into your coupon or doesn't break the surface leading to a spot like disaster usually on the jawline. Ouch
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Sams accident thread has dissapeared
Some b*****d reversed into it but don't worry it happened in a Car Park so don't phone the Police
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The Arctic Monkeys live somewhere. Their stuff really is so simple yet great to listen to
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Saving Private Ryan, again. It's a timeless classic. That opening scene is just shocking.
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Websites that overcomplex. Yes very good you know to make text drop down letter by letter but it doesnt help me find out the price of a jukebox!!!!
E-bay, not overcomplex just a shambles I reckon.
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The Iron Giant. Would bring tears to a glass eye
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Hoping for something a bit more original?
Try Whalerider then.
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Just fantastic.
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The scales simply have to be there as a security measure to stop people stealing.
I'm not as fast as I used to be but there's no way some scales are catching me
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I actually agree with Sam and Stewarty on this one as well.
The average I.Q. of the people i have to deal with phoning my office would buy you a can of coke if it was Sterling.
I sell bricks, mostly to the area around Manchester and Liverpool.
This is as much as i can remember about a recent phone call from a prospective customer, i swear this is true:
Him:Hello?
Me: Hello, how can i help?
Him: Yes, your rustic bricks, are they red?
Me:Yes they are.
Him: Where can i see a picture of them?
Me: Have you tried our website?
Him: Yes, i'm looking at a picture of them at the moment.
Me:....................
People generally are completely and utterly thick, to the point where i often believe it must be a wind up because it would not be possible to be as stupid as to ask me if you can build a wall with our bricks. Of course you can't build a wall with our bricks, they are for garnishing ice-cream cones. We launched them on the marketplace as a direct competitor for hundreds and thousands, i thought that would be obvious.
Now, i only have to deal with them on the phone and i can barely keep it together at times. I do not envy anyone working in a face to face customer service role. If i worked for Tesco i wouldn't last a week, unless you're allowed to pick customers up and shake them whilst screaming 'You're an IDIOT!!!!!!' repeatedly. Which i doubt.
It's also linked to wealth, the silver spoon brigade.
Take a look at the Emirates desk in Glasgow from 2 hours before check in on any day and it's fucking jumping. Why, 'cause these spoon fed fuds need everything done for them.
Then they arrive back and it continues. Now I'm sure most of you are familiar with Glasgow Airport. You exit aircraft and enter a corridor which leads you to Passport Control. There your allowed to 'pass' into the country and the corridor continues in a very natural progression into the baggage reclaim hall. Why the f**k then do they clear Immigration and turn and head back towards the plane?!?!?!
Then they have to literally be taken by the hand and shown where to get their bags.
Not as common but still occurs, they collect their bags and arrive, against the flow of passengers in an attempt to head in the direction of the aircraft again! There's signs all over the fucking place, read them!!!!
On a lighter note, place is hoaching with babes
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I read that as clit flick shite.
No more wine for me!
If you do get a copy of that could you burn me one and post it, thanks
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The Devil Wears Prada.
Chick Flick Shite.
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How is that possible? It cuts out if you try and fill it too much.
Debbie, please do not make me post the photos from the women parking cars Powerpoint. With women and cars anything is possible!!!
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Just because it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen
Were your shoes also soaked in Petrol?
I'm seeing car being filled, friend from schooldays starts chatting then leaves, daft wummin then attempts to fill car again and petrol pours from already full car onto shoes...
Thus two payments.
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Woman who must have all monies, receipts, bank cards, mobile phones and feck knows what else neatly tucked in purse before moving 1 inch from the counter at the petrol garage.
Ah you've not pulled the old shout your pump number over their shoulder routine then? Personally I'm clever enough to work out how to pay 'at the pump'
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Between that and his post earlier today that included a rather homosexual image, i think SPLwww is finally coming to terms with accepting it and is on the verge of officially coming out.
What a fucking accusation to make!
You're well out of order there and believe you me you've not hit that perfect beat boy
Beat Boy, Beat Boy, hit that perfect Beat Boy!!!
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Channel 4's gone off, so I can't watch Hollyoaks.
Oh FFS Debbie. Bloody Soaps, they get on my nerves!
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BlueSQ Casino. The people that work for them can go and fist themselves. The most corrupt online casino going. Bunch of thieving b*****ds. Fucked off
So does that mean puggies and computer generated greyhounds at the bookies are rigged as well?
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Drink more water. SPL3w**ks recommended it to me and it's helped me sleep a lot better.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Elaborate.