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Posts posted by SPLwankwankwank
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Inviting a bird for a visit and perhaps a shag, only to be told that she'll come as long as there is room for her girlfriend, as she is now a lesbian, gets on my nerves
Sounds like a perfect night. Dim the lights, Lionel Ritchie, Matteus Rose for the lesbians ('cause I'm classy) and Rophynol
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We have a threat to national security across the country and half of Glasgow Airport's staff are spending all day spouting utter pish on this site.
Wow I had no idea only two people worked there. Kilt can you lock up, I'm off today. Oh and empty the bins on the Baltic Air Tupolev before your next cup of tea could you?
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I wish I could one day get a job.
Dream on little girl.
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People at work who use the last of the water in the kettle then don't bother re-filling it!
And when you only realise that the tea bag had burst when you gulp the last of your cupful and get a mouthful of tea leaves!
Must be great to have time to stop for a cuppa at work
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My Central Heating which is clearly in need of a service
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Proof. Quite enjoyable actually. Didn't realise Gwyneth Paltrow could act!
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Aeon Flux - and it's shite.
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The Mrs talking utter, utter shite on the phone as usual! "and I got nice wee gold ties for the napkins for Christmas Day...", bla bloody bla...
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Cow! Was she telling other Ice Cream Van Drivers your routes and times?!!
She had to go!!!