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Hemmings will be announced before the weekend.

Stevie's new agent, IMO

So you were just being a fanny yesterday? Adding to the negativity in doing so.

Strike 2....

Gonna stop this, please. Unless you have a picture of him signing a contract, then I don't want to hear it.

Correct call on sandwich, I can't recommend the crispy caramel cake thing highly enough though. Please try it. Was amazing when you got this deal for £1 on a Monday with O2. Those were the days....

If he signs for St. Mirren, hell be in the championship next season anyway. Along with us.

Disappointed that after Barry Smith played for Brechin a few weeks back when they had 13 or 14 in the squad, Tommy hasn't at least named himself on the bench.

Right, your card is marked. The Stevie Ultras, 'The Mayhem' will be paying you a visit at the Livi game.

He'll have 48 before the winter break.

It's been done before, by players half as good as Stevie. So stop doubting and get on board! If you don't we'll block your application for CL tickets next year.

Slippery slope you're on here, Templar. It could be the difference between pipping Messi to the golden boot and not.

Tam, you're making it harder than it has to be. Apologise to us all and forgiveness MAY be granted.

Yeah, but they won't have adjusted the odds yet. They'll only cancel those bets if you place them now, mark my words.

Expecting about 10/1 on this. Bookies ain't daft.

Last player(s) that beat them in a season, went on to win the cup. Coincidence or destiny?

You can f**k right off. Not for anything you've said, only cos you didn't include me. Fucking Dick. I hope that when you rush celebrating May's first goal, you trip and smash your face on the steps.

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Eoin Jess?

Preach Brother!

Pretty much identical to one that happened only a few weeks ago. I can't recall where exactly, but think it was a former Soviet State. Pretty much the exact same ride, same fault. Thankfully any theme park I would visit has far more exciting rides than these, so I'm in no danger of falling into the #couldhavebeenme camp.

My mate highlighted this to me earlier, then played me some of the guys tunes. I couldn't agree with you more. An astonishingly baffling choice of support. If he's subbing down south, he'll probably get some folk. But nobody at the important gigs (there's 3, work them out yourself) will be giving a toss. He'll do well to get a few hundred in. As for the King, just like my good man@jamamafegan says, it's a comeback of Lazarus proportions. Made all the sweeter that he's attracting so many younger fans which in turn is making them oasis fans in the process. Whatever your opinion is of Liam Gallagher, he's the last of the Rock N Roll stars. When he's gone, it's over. The last of his kind. How a rock star should be. As he is, as he was, as he always will be!

Glad to hear it my man. I got too pissed last night and slept in, so thought I was gonna need to go abroad for him. However I just looked on seetickets and secured some Aberdeen standing myself. Fucking yaaaaassss. Only 4 months to decide which parka to wear.

I've just acquired a glass bottle of the original goodness, and I'm pretty excited about it. I drink the new stuff, I don't enjoy it as much, but it's still better than anything else. However, I'm worried my taste buds will reject their former love. If that happens, I might end it all. What's the point in longing for the past, then when you receive exactly what you've longed for so long for, it wasn't what you desired. Don't let it be....