Says a guy that watches a bunch of poofs prancing around the football pitch wearing colourful shoes and who fall over if someone looks at them "all funny".
Interesting fact for you. More people are members of Greenock cricket club than turn up to watch Morton play football. Same with Ayr, Stenhousemuir, Alloa etc etc.
It was Scots that helped spread the game of cricket around the British Empire.
I think you'd leave a wet patch on the ground and a big brown streak in your underpants if you had to face even a moderately quick bowler.