chuckles
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I believe Mossad have an enviable reputation for getting their man - even more so than the RCMP.
Could we not arrange for them to "take out" a certain poster on this thread whose name could be, perhaps mistakenly, construed as meaninh he was a Nazi sympathiser?
You do know that there was a SS 5th. Viking division ?
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Quite.
Baa, baa .
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Is it just me or is this weirdo's passive-aggressive posting style (smileys included) familiar?
Hiya chuckles, hiya pal.
Careful young vikki, none of this is my work as you particularly, should recognise.
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Managed to burn a lot of my face with boiling oil, but thankfully most of the damage is superficial. Still going to have to walk round looking like Carlos Tevez's neck for 6 weeks though.
Dookin' for chips ?
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I visualise Him typing "stan" whilst shouting it like olive from "on the buses"
Et tu philpy ? And after me taking your part when stan called you "three tooth". I'm sad wee man.
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It could have been so many more if Perthshirebell hadn't spat the dummy because chuckles was getting more attention than him
Even allowing for you taking your shoes off, you would still have lost count stanley.
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I made that 4 'stan's before the thread got locked. I win!
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Oh god, I think I've found her, the one.
Maybe not.............
Easy to understand your excitement here Stimps.....not only will this chick keep you warm all through da winter( assuming of course, that you don't piss her off), but in the intervals between your strenuous sex sessions, she can teach you da gansta rap.
Win, win, all round bud.
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Just finished reading 11.22.63 by Stephen King. It's a what if/time travel bookset in the years leading up to the Kennedy Assasination. This is the best Stephen King book I have read in YEARS, and there's not a wise old negro or mystical retard in sight. 10/10.
I'm not a Stephen King fan, but as this book has had some positive 'reviews' on here. I picked up a copy today. I also got a copy of "Sherlock,the adventures of Sherlock Homes", a collection of twelve short stories. I haven't read any Conan Doyle for years but I look forward to re-visiting 221 Baker Street.
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Really sorry to hear of this.Like Drooper I had heard of this but didn't make the connection...couldn't have been easy being there UTN.
Condolences to his family. and all who were close to him..
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Sitting back to relax and watch a 1 hour sports programme, only to discover that the cricket has run 35 mins. over time and you now have 25 fuckin minutes...less ads.
Eurosport is notorious for mis-timing programmes....looks like Sky Sports is now following suit !
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Naive as it may seem, after watching Road to Glory, I'm prepared to believe that Sky is a non-doping team.
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Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded:
1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response "
It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..." 2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response "
Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it."3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response "
there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community"Bizarre.
This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye
" ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism?
No severe warning issued ?
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Thinking about buying Continental Grand Prix 4000/ 4000 s Clincher tyres......anyone tried these ?
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Watching it on playback off that spanish feed just now & Tiralongo was taking bottles fi the Saxo team car.
The ease with which they just rode off the front of the breakaway was simply astonishing.
He managed to turn it into another 30+k time trial. Saxo's tactics coming off perfectly with an anchor man on both Valverde & J-Rod.
It looks like JR had a real off day, but great stuff from Bertie and Valverde ! After a pretty ordinary TDF, this has been a superb watch.
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Had that sleep paralysis a few months back. Lying there, sweating my tits off when an elderly Chinese man wearing a suit came and crouched, out of sight, at the foot of my bed. Tried screaming... mouth would open, nothing would come out however. Fucking terrifying. Eventually managed to free myself and spent the whole night searching my room for an old Chinese fella. Didn't find him unfortunately...
Honalable up-market delivery boy ? Did you check to see if he'd left a meal ?
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It will go away itself. Get a bowl and put some vapour rub in it and a towel over yer head. Cheers doc
If i remember my basic First Aid training it's towel first, then add the bowl with the vapour rub. Takes a bit of balancing at first.
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On my phone so can't tell but does the bloodied knee belong to a female? Somebody may be able blow it up and zoom in. Just for the sake of claret-y. Sorry.
Hopefully, somebody will blow the lot of them up .
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First picture for anyone who watches TOWIE it has to be Gemma
A night out for the local pinocchio club.
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The pair of absolute roaster lassies that sit behind me in Maths...
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Had two knockbacks at playtime .
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Yeah, no, sorry, still none the wiser. You're going to need to connect the dots for me on the Corleone reference. I think, as I said, you just chose the most convenient piece of pop culture that matched two keywords, which is a lazy substitute for comedy (c.f. Highland League roundup guy on Radio Scotland, open mic stand-ups, the entire comedic output of ITV.)
Even less (more? Whichever indicates less comprehension) none the wiser on this attempt, in fairness.
C'mon swamps, Godfather 2.....Michael Corleone......his sojourn in Sicily.....Tallly bird's old man..... you're being obtuse again swampster .
Although, to be fair, it looks as though you're also struggling to differentiate between less and more, and that's got to be a worry .
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What sort of behaviour? Did you just think "daughter" and "married" and make the first pop culture connection that came to mind? Like the guy who does the Highland League roundups on Radio Scotland?
You really have a pretty short attention span swamps . Now what sort of behaviour have we been discussing here ? C'mon, try and remember . That's right....we were discussing whether, in today's society it was deemed appropriate to ask a girl's father "for her hand ". Remember now ?
And Highland League roundups ?
Boy, you're living right on the edge swampster...I'm beginning to understand why you spend so much time on here . 0 -
That would be a bit sneaky but understandable.
Not sure if you're reading my posts before replying to them but I did say:
"Yeah, we obviously have different opinions on it but if I had a daughter and someone asked permission I'd be pretty shocked, and not in a good way."
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"A nice gesture for who? The father-in-law? Yeah, probably, if he likes having his ego stroked. Treating the prospective bride like an autonomous human rather than her daddy's property would be my personal preference, though."
I'm obviously speaking hypothetically as I don't have kids, but I'd question the motives, guts, and regard for my daughter if a prospective husband asked me about marriage before asking her.
If she was anything like you swamps, I'd be fuckin stunned, never mind shocked . But hey, if this sort of behaviour was good enough for Michael Corleone.........
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I was watching this video<<<<<<< and the guy talking puts me in mind of an animated character. I just can't put my finger on it though. It could be from the Springfield thingy or South park. Maybe even Family guy. Anyone else think of who he sounds like?
Mayor Quimby ?
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It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..." 
" ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."
Israel And The Palestinians (now with added Iran)
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Wasn't it Herbie's folks who founded the well-known Palestinian jewellery business, H. Samuel ?