I don't agree Ali's boring. Ebdon is, yes. Carter has always been an attacking player, if he wants to improve his safety play a bit I don't see the harm. I saw Ronnie turn down one or two pots he would definitely have gone for years ago.
I'm not sure about "the Captain" nickname but I don't reckon they get much say over the nicknames anyway. Have heard Ronnie before moaning (just for a change) that he hates his nickname.
The shittest nickname is Anthony "the Robin Hood of snooker" Hamilton.
Does he rob from the rich and give to the poor? No.
Is he a master of the bow and arrow? No, he's quite good with a snooker cue though. Especially in and around the black spot.
Does he lead a band of Merry Men? No.
Is he always performing daring raids against the local sheriff and a tyrant monarch? No again.
Is he an outlaw on the run from the powers that be? Still no, I'm afraid.
Is he engaged in an affair with Maid Marion? No, sorry.
Is he from Nottingham? YES! And... that's it.
Let's all hear it for Stephen "the Rob Roy of snooker" Maguire, Neil "the Ned Kelly of snooker" Robertson and Ali "the Steve Davis of snooker" Carter.