JamboMikey

Every Hibs fan on here is obsessed and seething. Can't go 3 posts in a Hearts thread without some water on the brain Hibs simpleton posting a shitey wee picture of Jack Ross.

Adolf Eichmann, Sirhan Sirhan and Harvey Weinstein. Esteemed company indeed.

He was pish and would never have scored goals at this level. Should be thanking his lucky stars he got 1 appearance, never mind 17.

Dunno why you wouldn't post about your personal life on here. There's folk that will have known each other through P&B for well over a decade. Roasting f**k out each other about football and other stuff is fine but slagging someone off about losing their child/addiction is sociopath behaviour.

^ Taken from the Club Dece handbook.

Take Bert Trautmann in nets with a broken neck at this point.

Goalie?

I mean, there's some fairly valid reasons to hate Alex Salmond...

Really hope I never see either of them attempting to play football again.

Daniel Stendel ruining Glenn Whelan's Christmas day is the best bit of Hearts related news for quite some time.

Under weaknesses, you've put 'eczema.'

Good, good signing. One of the best in this league if he stays fit.

f**k off you boring Hibs c**t.

Doubt he'll get the full whack. They'll come to an agreement.

f**k him. He's been shite for about a year and been picking up a good wage. He can away to Edinburgh City and slice balls into old Marjorie's living room.

Aye, get his legs back from the other side of Baghdad and he'll be learning to walk again like Edwyn Collins.

Was scrolling through the news on twitter this morning and somebody had posted a picture of than Iranian General Zod's body. It looked like a bit of beef rump wearing a pair of sunglasses. That was bad enough but then some middle aged wifey had replied saying, 'Is he dead?'

Are any of the good Hibs posters still on here like SodjeSI or Erin Go Bragh or is just the ones that post like they write their posts with a giant, novelty pencil?

I might have missed him when I was distributing the contents of my underground tunnel out of my trousers legs in the back garden, to be fair.

Well, 10 hours later and still no sign of the c***s. Sat about like a prisoner of war all day. f**k you, Hermes and your shit public displays of affection.

Hermes are picking up a box from my gaffe today. They're coming between 8am-8pm. Cheers lads. Guaranteed I'll be doing a shite when the boy rocks up.

Neil Lennon being subjected to any form of violence at Tynecastle. Attacked by Jungle John Wilson, struck by the deadly force of a 10 pence piece into his puffy jacket etc etc

That Hearts side would put about 5 past the current one. We also got a money spinning replay out of that sorry affair.