Robbie Shepherd

Indeed. Some o' the moves by the Germans were affa fine. Ye'll nae see see a Cowden or even a League Twa side makkin' a move and feenish like last nicht's equaliser. They'd genuinely wipe the flair wi' some SPFL teams wha can only dream aboot regularly delivering crosses like that. Much o' the ither play wis fantoosh, but some fowk will jist focus oan the weak shots - geein' it the "they're too weak" sh*te.

Hale thing's deid tae me min - Ever since that heelin hockey p***k took o'er. Nae place for us aaler folkies ony mair. Onywye, back tae the weemin's fitba - and advice tae the English loons who've takkin tae it - mhak hey fin the sun shines.

Finally come hame ma' a**e. Affa funny watchin a' the England loons jumping oan the quines' bandwagon - something they didna care about jist twa wikks ago. Spikkin' aboot it oan every wireless station gan the noo, absolutely desperate fur something tae hing oan tae.

Aye, aye. Fit like min?

Aye. Its fucking brutal. Richt, 12 Ruel Stracht fur a fecht...

Fowk last oot a room that dinna turn aff the lichts.

Big

Sugar

Far are you? Greenland?

Ireland

Insect

Keepin' wi tradition like.

Magic I thocht that things hid tae be started on Friday mornin' tae have ony chance o' a CVA gan through onywye.

Coke

Glenrothes 1994. Michty fine.

Robbie says 'record' (or New Order record)

Robbie wants tae ken wye maist of the population are glaikit diddies and why only a wee percentage o' fowk are relatively intelligent. Why nae the ither wye roond?

Robbie says New Order

Robbie says the English language's nae fit it used tae be. The wee shitebags need a gweed beltin' at skail an taught foo tae spik proper.

Robbie says fitever ye get, stick a Rangers top o'er the tap eh it - he'll be punting his wye through brick wa's before you can say 'Bruce Lee'.