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I hope Hoopy The Huddle Hound rapes Sandy Jardine.

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to top yesterday's Twitter action where one tweet got 33 retweets. I had to go for a lie down in a dark room.

My nerves are off the fucking scale already. I hate the build up to a regular derby. This could well kill me.

Had to chuck it in there!

Anyway, here's the link to my piece for Lovely Left Foot; http://lovelyleftfoot.com/2012/05/15/the-derby-to-end-all-derbies/ There's another blog up there today as well from a Hibs fan. It's a cracking site. Have a gander.

The same tired old pish from the same folk on a loop. It's like being in mid 2000's again and every club playing Fatman Scoop all the time.

I'm glad this threads gone right aft the deep end again after an afternoon of relative civility.

Whatever the outcome, I'll drink so much lager that I'll require rubber bed sheets.

I'll be taking a jumbo sized sedative.

This. A million fucking times.

The reply is written in the kind of broken English you'd expect from a Nigerian prince who's sent an email that's wound up in your junk mail asking for some of your baby teeth, your blood type and a used hair brush, in return for your winnings in the Nigerian National Lottery.

It is fucking guff wummery of the highest order this OOR FLAG IS BETTER THAN UR CARDS shite. As I said earlier, by the sounds of things everyone is wanting to make their end look, and feel, the business. If folk want to do that with flags/streamers/flares/cards/syncronized dancing/whatever then more power to you. Having both ends going absolutely daft will be the damage.

Think how many lap dances you could get for that money. Let's do some dirty maths; It's been a while since I've stepped foot in a strippers but lets say it's now £20 a dance. So that'd be 255 lap dances. Say each dance lasted 5 minutes, that's almost a days worth of dances. If they were done back to back with no rest in between. So, there's someone out there with over 5 grand who's decided an hour and a half of POTENTIAL joy is the safer bet than the promise of almost a days worth of tits in your face. Whoever this person is, they're a fucking idiot.

Just read the story in the EEN about the flag for the Hibs fan that died. Nice touch by the friends and family. I genuinely think both ends will look fucking brilliant on Saturday. Both sets of fans seem to be right up for doing what they can to add to the spectacle.

If I'm like this now, I've no idea what mess I'll be in on Saturday.

He's right. We've only won 4 league games away from home all season. Which to be frank - is fucking shocking. Although we have won more games at home than Hibs have all season. It's not been a great league campaign for either of us. However our away form in the cup was good which is why we are where we are. I think trying to second guess what'll happen on Saturday is pointless. I've honestly no idea how it'll pan out.

Is Sabotage Times the one that what's his face, who used to play for Tottenham and is now at some Irish club has a connection to? I think there's a lot of pap out there, especially with blogs. Some good podcasts though. The Football Pubcast down south is excellent and The Terrace podcast up here is decent.

Not me. I'm not a fan of blogging but the lad Simon who runs LLF is a good lad and seemed like he was clutching at straws for someone to write the piece so I helped a brother out.

I've written a cup final preview piece for Lovely Left Foot - http://lovelyleftfoot.com/ - that'll go up on Tuesday. It's fucking excellent...

I like it when you tweet something and a complete random spackheid responds to you giving you shite. I'm daft for a Twitter mongo.

It's all fine now. Another junkie has made a song

Good to see the GB Paralympic Team getting together for a good old fashioned bonding session.

If anyone wants to see a picture of my mates saddle bag on my head then I'd have a gander at my recently added images on that there Twitter.

That thread over on JKB about the flag/streamers is fucking insane. To get that kind of money donated in such a short space of time is good going. The atmosphere at the final is going to be excellent.

I follow a lad who's so stupid that it's hilarious (I'm pretty sure he's a legit spastic actually). I can't recommend following him enough; @craigpringle91