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Is that a reference to size or the wifey in the centre's age 25 years ago?

Soon after moving to Aberdeen, I was getting something delivered. I asked my flatmate - who was from Aberdeen - what I should put as the County/Region, she said Angus Fucking minter of a bird.

Liked the look of Hutton in his short spell with us. But like it was mentioned above, I'm happy with our central midfielders just now, especially with Geggan and Falky coming on to a game again.

"Ladies and gentlemen; Shug, and two polis." "Oh look, it's Phyllis Diller." "That's gottae be the worst yet ya tosspot." "Relax, Martin, you've got an empire biscuit." "I'm no wantin' an empire biscuit, I'm wantin' a snowball!" "Your mission, should you accept it; sniff, my, manky, ring." "p***k." "I heard that!" "Feel the burn, Stevie, feel the burn!" The dance Stevie does when Winston loses nearly £30,000. "Sun-blessed! Best ae gear! Get it up ye!" "It was Joe's first, but Tam won it - he's a bastart!" I'll stop there.

Dunfermline-Stranraer-Forfar for the straight tricast.

Anyway, my PTTGOYN is working a 60hr week, being wiped out the last couple of days and then I can't even sleep now that I'm in bed. c**t.

10p? What is the fucking point in that? They must sell about 2 quids' worth, at best. I reiterate, what is the fucking point in that?

Good post, Bob. Looking forward to your next inputs.

It'd be arrogant of us to suggest something like that after one game of the season.

I would have been heading down to Montrose/Arbroath on the train if I'd got the day off work. But I didn't, therefore I echo DA Baracus.

The only issue is trying to establish when one phase of play has finished, and when the next one begins. They used an example from an EPL game last season whereby the ball was played to an offside striker, however the striker recognised this and let the ball travel without moving towards it, and the defender ran to get the ball deep in his own half. However, before the defender had even played the ball, the striker came back into play and closed him down. So how do we establish the next phase of play? When the defender touches it? when he's passed it on? That's the only part that is going to create ambiguity. Otherwise, logical changes.

Did Aberdeen go down with St Mirren?

Imagine having to be a part-time supporter of another club because your own team can't beat Dunfermline.

If only there was a way that members of the public could choose the charity to whom they'd like to donate.

A slight issue here, the club is openly publicising our season ticket sales. The wages that Dunfermline players are receiving, however, have all been rumours at best.Keep trying though.

'Everyone was right about administration' IIRC, there was one St Mirren fan who saw it coming. The financial troubles at Dunfermline, although we should have seen it coming, was a surprise to the majority of people. Please don't sit there and claim that you predicted our administration well before it happened, because you really didn't.

I don't think Cardle would have needed a particularly impressive wage packet to have lured him back to Dunfermline. It wouldn't surprise me if he had options elsewhere with better pay.

Source?

You're quite the wordsmith, eh? Those nicknames are pure gold. Also, to suggest that you have doubts about the attack of a team who has just horsed you for 5 is a bit strange. Your 'doubts' should be elsewhere IMO.

That time he tried to get the crowd to join in with the reading out of the lineup was excruciating. "Number 2, Callum..." "WOODS" "Number 3, Austin.." "MCCANN" "Number 4, Alex.." "Aw for f**k's sake, is Keddie playing again?"

To be fair, they did a good job of capturing a small section of the support during a goal at the end of the video.

That video makes me want to support another team tbh.

Sounds like you made an arse of it tbh, he's probably wishing you hadn't bothered now.

Ditto.

Put me in for a 'maybe.'