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Monotonous presentations. You're a second year student, not a 4 year-old struggling to recite her nativity lines.

Scotrail.

If only my comment had been made in jest. Really though, it'd be nice to have a wee celebration if and when the 6 goalless minutes pass. Although it would be the 'Pars' thing to do to concede after 4 minutes.

Sorry, Poet, I'm not up for that. Reminiscing about Wallace missing a penalty during a minute's applause for Norrie.

Reckon we'll take a good bit more for the league game tbh.

Ground holds less than 1300. I don't think there'll be that many, but I'd have assumed that they'd make it an all ticket fixture to be on the safe side. We could easily take 800 through mind you.

Not completely relevant but I mind hearing that Rangers would have an overnight stay for most games that weren't in the West coast. Even if they were just playing St Johnstone, they'd have an overnight stay in Perth on the Friday night to save the players the long bus journey on matchday. No wonder they went bust

Did the players walk to Forfar?

All the best in the new job, Ed. You mentioned that you want a retail job in which you can progress into management, do you have the opportunity to do that with this new job? Regardless, best of luck!

I would imagine so. It'd be ridiculous to organise something like this without thinking about Cowden's kit and possible colour clashes. They'll probably just stick on a yellow kit or something.

I've got a performance review at work, for which I've been given a small booklet about performance objectives etc. The whole thing is a painful, painful read, and it sounds like it was written by David Brent.

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Whittle scored a peach in that game IIRC. Was desperately hoping for Nairn County away (provided they beat Wick). Like others have said, Ayr away is a fucking terrible draw.

1) I'm not long into my second year at Uni in Aberdeen, studying to be a teacher. It can be a bit boring at times, but I've never got that urge to drop out (as the majority of students seem to get on a regular basis). 2) I'm still vegetarian. Because why the f**k not. 3) I fucking hate students. Many of them are absolute worstcunts. I'd rather drink in a Union-Jack-draped boozer with 100 unionists than 5 Philosophy students. 4) I'm an incredibly sore loser. Recently, my girlfriend, flatmate and I have played a few games of Buzz (a quizz game for the PS3) in the evening. Just about every night, I've been told to stop taking it so seriously because I get so frustrated. 5) I'm still a complete knob. I don't think that's ever going to change, no matter how many times this thread gets bumped.

Hallowean.

Shouldn't that be Mark's strong Scottish accent?

I'm not even fucking sorry if you took my advice.

£15 on BTTS at 5/6 in the Aberdeen game tonight, collect your £27.50 in the morning. Put the original coupon on for £15 and stick £12.50 in the tattoo fund.

Thank f**k someone mentioned it, no matter how unintentional it was. I was trying to remember this line earlier on today, but completely forgot and couldn't even think how I'd find it. God bless the immaturity of P&B.

Courteeners fans are fucking furious with you, Hillonearth.

Don't Stop? Really? I wouldn't say it's a bad song, but I always find myself skipping past it (that's if I'm on limited listening time.) 1) She Bangs the Drums 2) This is the One 3) Hardest thing in the World 4) I Wanna be Adored 5) Made of Stone/Shoot you Down/Waterfall

Assuming you're driving, 9:30-9:45 should be safe enough. The dockyard can cause a wee bit of traffic in Rosyth but not at that time.

A pay rise at work as I moved up a position, as well as another company-wide pay rise. They're both pretty small increases but I really can't complain.

"This is where I go in, that's where I sit" Is she a hooligan, or an 8 year old showing her maw around the class at parents' evening?

Sick of seeing these fucking Buzzfeed articles all over Facebook and Twitter. '21 reasons you know you're living with your best friend' and other similar chronic uni patter. One I came across the other day was '15 phrases all diehard football fans hate to see.' The entire thing was just phrases like "second season syndrome." Utter, utter garbage.