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The letting agents that own my flat has changed hands, and this involved the old guys cutting off our broadband as they'd set it up for us through a pre-existing account with Sky. I phoned Sky yesterday to open up a new account/contract but they need the landline number for the property.. A number that only the previous letting agents have and they've done a runner, with nobody able to get a hold of them. So, until we somehow manage to get this number, Sky can't cancel this existing account in order to open a new one. Meaning we're Internet-less for the foreseeable. b*****ds.

To think we could have had a home tie against Dundee United for a place in the Scottish Cup semi final.

Ryan Williamson back in full training, fantastic stuff.

Adolf Hitler was a season ticket holder for Rapid Vienna before his commitments with the armed forces and politics.

Folk sharing that clip from the Aberdeen Celtic game earlier where it's just a game of head-tennis for 20 seconds or so, with some sort of "this is why Scottish football is so shite." The people sharing this clip are the ones who have no interest in their local team, and call Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal etc "we." Admittedly, it was hilarious and a really shite bit of football from both sides, but folk are sharing this thinking that it is the epitome of Scottish football. If that's the case, Leicester have always been playing incredibly neat and intricate passing football for years...

The excess water that is left over from a Pot Noodle provides enough nutrients to grow the average grocer's entire annual mushroom produce. The Bombay Badboy is even more efficient, as they can result in 152% of the average grocer's annual produce of chillies.

After finishing work tomorrow, I'm off for 11 days.

There's another footballer nickname that I'll never understand. Must be an inside joke.

Shitebag. A real man takes his chances.

Sounds like Simon Mensing is still training with us. Is it close season in America?

I'd rather be unemployed than work with folk who find this kind of shite funny.

That's a different ballgame altogether.

How many predatory, psychopathic texts did you send to your two bitches?

No Cardle tonight, injured? Pretty sure he's not suspended anyway.

I paid £93 for two returns from Aberdeen to Dunfermline a few months back, the train back up was far too overcrowded that we couldn't stay on for nearly 3 hours so we got off at Ladybank, and my girlfriend was about to pass out with anxiety. The seat reservation tickets had been removed so it was just a big fucking free-for-all to get a seat, regardless of who'd had one booked and who didn't. Scotrail said I'd be refunded if we had a seat booked but didn't get them, so I sent the tickets back upon request and highlighted the bit that marked our reserved seat. The spineless c***s went back on their word and gave me £20 'good will' vouchers for another journey. I don't get a train often but Scotrail often seem to make an almighty arse of things. I also made a connection train from Perth to Inverness by a bawhair as my initial train had been delayed 20 minutes for a change of drivers. Had I missed the Perth-Inverness train, that would have meant an overnight stay in Perth for the next service that was in the morning.

A girl in my seminar earlier had her bank card on the back of her phone, kept in place by her transparent phone case. Bizarre behaviour.

If I was involved in setting up a clothing website, I'd put pictures of skinny girls in the 'plus size' section just for the lols. The seethe is quite glorious sometimes.

This guy.

Signing an ex-Hamilton player in his 30s because it looks good on paper, what could possibly go wrong. All joking aside, I reckon he would be a good signing. A lot of experience and a good mentor for the likes of Fordyce, Martin and BRE.

Cheesy away. Any idea why that is?

Evan Horne has just scored for the U20s.

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Don't be too quick to judge.

"Sign lots of foreign imports." Yes, we're doing that just now, aren't we. We have a fairly young squad, and I'm happy with that. Whether they're from Kelty or Elgin, I don't care, but we certainly haven't just drafted in randoms from all over the globe for the sake of it. It's hardly harmful to the Scottish game to overlook a local boy to sign a Glaswegian instead.

The episode where Homer tries to become an inventor is on Channel 4 now.