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He is just fucking gorgeous.

FILTERED THROUGH THE HEATHER!

It'd be fucking criminal if either of Faiss' goals against Ayr or Brechin doesn't win goal of the month. I couldn't normally give a flying shite about that sort of thing, but I can still see it being given to one of the ugly sisters' players.

Could be worse, you could be running out to the Excelsior every week.

Imagine being as much of a fucking gimp as you two are.

A shite attitude would be actively conning someone out to get a free ticket. He got a freebie down to - what is presumably - human error, and a small one at that.

Wipe the copious amount of snotters from your puss. He's already said he's gonna chuck another couple of quid at the club that he wouldn't normally have. Besides, as DA Baracus says, the money's going to ARFC, Dunfermline aren't missing out here. Who doesn't like an odd freebie now and then anyway.

Cardle was also about half a yard onside when his goal was chopped off.

The ever-reliable source Wikipedia says he's a forward and his name was last on the team sheet, that was my only logic behind that one. I know nothing about the guy.

Former Hibs striker Conner Duthie has signed, he played for the U20s last night.

Cowden fans spot on with their views on our wee magician.

How did the rooster know when to get up?

All of them, we have the best Championship squad.

If we can keep the vast majority of this squad going into next season I'd be happy. I'm even confident of the likes of Byrne, Hopkirk and Wallace (I.e the ones who have struggled to maintain a place) ring useful in the Championship. I think we should be looking to strengthen rather than simply release and replace. The thought of Faiss leaving makes me all teary-eyed

If we beat the tinks on Saturday and Peterhead fail to win, we could win the league on the next game I'll make until the end of the season which also falls on my 21st. I've always had a soft spot for Airdrie, really.

Depends what age you're talking here. U17's and upwards, aye, scream in their faces and tell them they're playing shite football and it needs to change. If you're talking younger years (if the scorelines are 17-0 then I'd assume young children) then I'd completely disagree that the "coaching system is fucked" because they're not tearing them a new one for getting beat. If weans were getting fucking roasted for getting beat at football then you'd fine that the majority would pack it in immediately. It's a far better approach to let them move and forget such drubbings, whilst working on the mistakes in a less than aggressive manner.

The next game I'll make is Brechin in a fortnight's time, which is also the last game I'll make before the last day. Unless this week has taken more out of me than I thought and my calculations are correct, we can win the league that day if Peterhead take less than 2 points from their next 2 and we win both?

^^^fried

Terrific signing that. You dirty b*****ds.

Football teams with company names for their stadium. Cheaper Insurance Direct Stadium for starters.

"You're moving over to the red there, let's try get back into the black." i.e. I don't like that idea so here's a 'motivational' line of bullshit.

Aye I'm sure I've seen that earlier on in this thread, fucking awful thing to say. You must be a good distance up your own hole to think that's a clever/useful thing to come out with.

After nearly 4 weeks without it, we finally have broadband again.

Big enough for the dozy c**t to be lost for 3 weeks.

http://news.stv.tv/east-central/1344803-hillwalker-who-was-missing-for-three-weeks-found-safe/ Hillwalker missing for 3 weeks found 'safe and well.' How? I know "safe and well" is a pretty generic statement, but surely he was a little bit worse for wear than "safe and well." If someone went hillwalking and couldn't be found for 3 weeks, surely they're going to be at least a bit traumatised, weak or at least fucking hungry?