smpar

You're up there with folk who stand up to wipe their ringpiece. I hope the rest of your birthday is shite.

The national wankathon over Leicester fucking City. I appreciate how incredible their story is this season, but the amount of people actively supporting them is boke-inducing. There will no doubt be hundreds of people kicking about with Leicester jerseys in the next year or so.

I watched it on Facebook, I'm not sure if it's anywhere else.

Had the last of a four pack of Guinness I bought the other day, earlier. Just opened the Belhaven Best now, wish I had more of the former tbf.

BBC struggling to pick up "Januzaj" on subtitles.

Shouting "get out of the car!!!" and sprinting away from the petrol station.

Should have told her that it's okay to listen to it quietly, and then panic like f**k when it got to a certain volume.

I want to find/bump the thread about P&B posters as fictional characters, anyone help me out here?

Good interview with Michael Paton, but like the others, he's giving nothing away on the contract front. I liked his wee bit about Ryan Williamson though; "aye, he's mentul, Ryan."

Don't know where all the negativity re Geggan has come from. He's had a poor season but I didn't think he was that bad?

There's one for a P&B Paint attempt; 'KB's house of dunLoose Women.'

Fair to say I've learned that one. I was very tempted to do both of those things.

Had to go and pick up a chest of drawers after work, assembled it which has taken up until now (I'm fucking hopeless at this kind of thing) with my girlfriend helping a total of 17 minutes over 4 different spells. I finally finished the assembly and dragged the chest of drawers into our room. I asked if she was happy with the new furniture and she said "aye, thanks for helping." I'm absolutely fucking seething.

I'd take Gavin Gunning on a free transfer tbh. I like his attitude.

A Sheffield nightclub have started selling a new drink. I don't suppose they thought about the name too much.

I wouldn't compare this to your average workplace tbh. Craig Reid is a role model as a footballer, and even more so as a more senior and experienced player. The club also has to think about its own image if and when a decision is made, some kind of statement would need to be made to signify condemnation for that kind of thing, if that would mean sacking him then I'd get right behind the club. However, no verdict has been made and we'll have to reserve judgement until then.

Best just to keep your nose out of it.

You shouldn't have broken them, Zen. They'd be a lot more comfortable.

Speaking of court appearances, when's yours for racial hatred?

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Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I am, that's what I'm Not David Bowie - Hunky Dory Lou Reed - Transformer Oasis - Definitely Maybe The Stooges - Raw Power

I don't usually cease granny-mugging until about 12:45 on derby day WE ARE THE PEOPLE PARS

Really looking forward to our discussions with you next season, Steely, you seem like a great guy. Kind regards, smpar