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Anyone see "#kazim" trending yesterday in Glasgow? Yeah it's a boy at my school that nicked his mate's phone and sent pictures of his mate's naked burd to his own phone. So people got it his name trending, this morning, #kazim had an insane amount of tweets. So, if anyone was looking at the Glasgow trends last night and had no idea who the f**k Kazim was, he's a wee dirty from Dunfermline.

Well played, Austin.

Understatement.

#shitebanter

Good banter, Michael.

Where did it go?

Parker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9DDpmyPZZA

I believe my art work followed up. Some fantastic brown-nosing went on that day.

You should be a Dunfermline fan you fucking poof.

What sort of racist are we talking here? Like openly racist and totally intolerant or minorities? Or is it he likes to make jokes involving casual racism?

I regard Nani as a bit of a cheat, he goes down so fucking easily it gets on my tits.

Hunfermline would.

This lassie on my facebook just posted a picture of what she came home to; a dress with an 'I love you' balloon tied to it, and a lovely wee packet of fags wrapped in a bow. Classy.

Have you never watched Kevin Bridges you fool?

12 threads on SPL forum are to do with the Rangers/administration topic. It's getting rather tedious now.

That could be Smeaton?

Brian Winter and the c**t refereeing my game this morning.

I had 4 mates round last night. 2 of them fucked off to another house party round the corner at around midnight. I left their bags at my front door and told them to take them when that other party finished and then go stay where ever they were staying (they couldn't stay at my house.) So I went to bed at about 3 and then woke up an hour ago, only to find the bags still at my front door. Turns out one of them that left to go to that other party stayed in someone else's back garden and the other one just went to his own house. I'm so fucking confused.

This gets on my tits.

I'm surprised none of my followers from P&B haven't told me to shut the f**k up yet.

I seen one of those adverts today. He took her to an internet cafe and said something about bt hotspots. She came out with something like "oh I didn't know you could find a girl's hotspot." That sort of smut is not acceptable for maistream television at half 8 in the morning.

One of my coaches at the football has basically signed us up for a charity fives tournament organised by a few of his mates that he gets the bus with to Rangers games. However, the folk on his team are all from the Blue Order, and they're all psychotic murderers and criminals. Gulp.

What a cock.

If there was ever a time you would just want to crawl up inside your own arsehole...