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Tam's physical state after 10 pints determines how much of a legend he is, IMO.

Pokes weren't effective enough.

I was thinking that when I was typing it, didn't think anyone else would notice.

This just came into my head.. David Good willy.

Ohh that's a risky one. If you're on a wbesite and the battery runs out, it will shut down and then whenever you get to switch it back on again, it will come up with the last webpage that you were on. Luckily that's only ever happened to me whilst on legitimate web pages.

No, you shouldn't wet your soap, it turns to mush.

I had to read that 3 times before it made any sense to me.

The key is to rub the soap on your hands, then run them under the tap. Or get a bottle of sanitizer.

5 likes in a full day. Well done bawbag.

My last attempt, promise.

Car-less Puyol.

Birmingham's Stephen Car( r)

Have a greenie, purely for the bottle of MD 20/20.

From the long converstion posted by Geedub-MFC: Conveniently with three Xs after it, could easily be the title to a porny film.

Speaking of the Pancake Place, they do one mean pancake and chocolate sauce. Shame that they're about 30 quid a pop though.

Is Hunters the one next to all the charity shops across from the dentist? If so, I tend not to go there as I like to exit some shops with my dignity intact.

No! My favourite childhood cartoons have been destroyed by shitey remakes of them, I'm such a nostalgic person when it comes to things like this.

On the fudge doughnut note; next time any of you are in Dunfermline, get to Stephen's (the bakers that do the steak bridies) and get a fudge doughnut. They're fucking beautiful.

I tend to stare in glaikit confusion and then dance like I'm on hot lava when the water eventually spills out the bowl.

Not quite facebook but I woke up this morning to 11 Blackberry messenger broadcasts about 'showing support' for our troops. If you're really that bothered about war and devastation within wars, then don't be so lazy by copying and pasting a message to send to you fucking blackberry contacts. It fucking riles me. The best bit is, when I told people how frustrated I was by the whole thing, I was called 'harsh' for 'not caring.'

That sounds pretty good actually.

Nairn is anything but the fastest place on Earth. I hear the ipod nano is now on sale in the high street.

f**k that, I want a McChicken sandwich Matty.

So.. you're saying that you once sucked custard out of someone's shit pipe? Because you haven't ruled that out yet.

Not too bad