I got hammered on cider last night, was an experience. For some reason I turn into even more of a knob when I'm drunk. Managing to half steal a birthday present, make a tit of myself by sprinting towards the buffet and realising nobody else had moved. Then joking about with a mate, then saying "I'm gonna fist you!" with an aggressive gesture towards my girlfriend thinking nobody except my and my mate would hear, only for the music to go quiet and everyone to hear