The Troll

When you use punctuation, sentences make more sense

My girlfriends terrified of that

You've been reading too many of Smurphs posts I fear

I was going to try and help but I got distracted by the fact the B type thing looks like a pair of sunglasses sideways, and I started looking up Deal With It gifs. Found this and started listening to Stevie Wonder. Literally just remembered I read this

I've watched the last two episodes after not paying it any attention. Has this been on for years? I'm certain I watched it about 3 or 4 years ago

Corner turned IMO

That comment's had 3 different meanings to me so far

That was incredible!

Cheers. It's blackcurrant too, my favourite Managed a whole day of work on a bottle of water so needed something with taste

Lemsip

Currently watching Phantom At The Opera for no reason other than the fact it was on when I switched on my tv and I've lost my remote somewhere in the shitheap that's my room

Sadly the mods have no humour within their brains. If you ever wanted to be a Mod, you'd have my vote

Yeah I know the bar moves up, but I'm certain the time before I got a wee message pop up as soon as I signed in. And it was for posting a photo of magee with the word Beast involved, only my second warning anyway...

The new twilight. Almsot feel asleep because nothing happened. My girlfriends a huge fan of the books, and the utter seethe when characters started dying was incredible as it doesn't happen in the book, she almost walked out for those who have seen it you'll know why I almost got dumped for the amount of piss taking I took out of her after

They're flies, go have a shower you tink Anyway I just realised I'm now up to 20% warn status. Are you not meant to be notified when you get a warning?

Sounds like you've pissed yourself mate

I spent all of Saturday working on my dads car. Was expecting a simple oil change but discovered when I put it on a ramp he needed two tyres, a front spring and back pads. The fact that it's a Renault Modus will maybe help explain why this got on my tits but lets just say I ended up there for hours instead of one. Decided to be nice and wash it afterwards for him. This earned me a grand sum of £10, despite the fact I could've earned £50 if I'd actually worked. Went to the Saints game and found that some knob had battered along the side of it and he now had a dented door, broken wing mirror, broken headlight, cracked wing and at least two panels needing painted nobody seen anything and the police are "looking" into it. Despite the fact its clearly a bus that hit it because the height and colour of the marks they haven't yet contacted Stagecoach. The insurance company are willing to give out £200 to fix all this ( ) so it looks like I'll be left to try and sort it all again. The wing mirrors electric, electrics on Renaults are knobs, I feel this saga won't be resolved easily

He's got no confidence and will require a fee of at least £10 million. Sunderland, West Ham, Stoke or QPR awaits...

Poster having a conversation with himself....

Love the moment he realises and decides to use the supporters

As much as I enjoy the piss taking I want this to just end. It was a Golden Age about 100 pages ago but now it's shite. This Sevco is obviously going to survive, and the fans seem willing to remain despite the shite. Credit to them for that and lets just get in with football and leave them to their 3rd division campaign All the Rangers fans are knobs aswell but at least they've earned a bit of respect from me

Your second review makes up for the first one. You scoundrel