SimplyTON

I was very skeptical to begin with but have found myself getting quite into it and find myself checking twitter more than I would ever check facebook I dont tend to tweet a lot but most of what I do is in response to others Its very good for keeping up with football gossip from all the football journos etc. and was fantastic during the WC all these guys tweeting live from the games (Henry Winter, DT Guarian, Oliver Kay etc.) I follow a couple of celebs just for the hell of it but most of those im following tend to be sports, news, gadgets and local stuff watch out for follow fridays where people suggest other twitter accounts to follow There is also some funny stuff on there - Like Fake Lucas Leiva has recently restarted his twitter and its a funny read - He started it up in the past couple of days after being closed down by the Real Lucas Leiva - some of his stuff about him and Dirk Kuyt fighting to become Rafa's favourite is superb (these are from around the time of Liverpools euro trip to Madrid due to the ash cloud) Gone to sit next to Kyrgiakos, Nabil has lost the plot. Don't give that boy sugar. Soto is banging on about being an ancestor of Zeus again I lent on Sotos chair by accident. Big mistake. Apparently ive 'compromised Olympus'. He's now spouting poetry in Greek with his eyes shut. Screw that, Soto has an industrial sized tub of Houmous. And no bread. Or spoon. Its like a drink to him. He's a monster. Kyrgiakos now sitting with the driver. Telling him that he's 'A carnivore, plain and simple. Only the weak and women eat anything green'. Aquilani and Degen have made a 'den' at the back of the coach out of sleeping bags. Sign on the front of it saying 'No Physios Allowed' Few ppl in their pyjamas now. Either NGog has a baseball bat down there or hes one blessed, blessed boy. Jesús Christi its like another arm! Off to try and get some sleep now. Nabil 'n Babel still rapping in Dutch and French together. Kyrgiakos sleeping standing up, fists clenched Big game tonight. The boss has had me practicing passing backwards again. If in doubt pass to Jamie. Jamie's been practicing his hoofing Jamie (wearing full LFC kit) just 'wet willied' Glen. The English have such fun. I wish I was one, would Capello notice me? Brighter note, Pepe brought Uno. Jamie getting really competitive. Hes already hit Plessis & he wasnt even playing. He was 'putting him off' Big moment for me this, game of noughts and crosses with Dirk. Rafa has set it up. I see the winner of this gaining the seat next to him. Dirk calls it 'Zeroesh and Oesh'. He hasn't a clue. Luckily I've got first go, I'm shaking, but I know where my cross is going I won. But Rafa didnt offer me the seat. A moral victory to Lucas though, Dirk keeps punching himself in the arm muttering 'sorry boss'. Sorry guys, had no connection. Few updates, was woken up very early this morning (6am) - by Kyrgiakos blowing his medieval horn. He blew it, thrice, and shouted "and so signals the start of a new day", looked to the floor and bowed. Carra threw his shoe at him & screeched "what fuckin time do you call this you Greek tit" Didnt seem to affect Soto, I think hes in a trance Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life Jamie and Stevie backing him up. They seem to have redefined his past. 'His da worked on the docks and his ma was a nurse in the Royal'. Some Gary Caldwell gems too Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery. Gary Caldwell sees himself as a Lion-Wolf-Eagle-Shark-Rattlesnake-Owl Hybrid. bought new boots for the Dons game on Saturday..Ugg boots, f*ck it. I could play in flippers if you asked me. I have done. Talent is talent. I see myself as a missionary for Total Football, spreading it round the world... I'd like to take it to The Dutch. I've stood perfectly still for the last 43 minutes. U try being 2x World Player of the Year, Euro Player of the Year and Golden Boot Winner in your head, then see who's modest. Gary Caldwell's celtic strip looks like he bought it from Baby Gap. No complaints; It shows off my tower physique perfectly. What superhero did Gary Caldwell dress up as for Celtics Christmas night out? That's obvious; Gary Caldwell. Anxiously waiting to hear the world cup draw. I wrote to FIFA requesting to be the 33rd team. Just passing The Armadillo, or as I like to call it; The Garmadillo. I tried to buy that a few years back, wasn't allowed. Jordanhill Primary school tomorrow to give a talk about bigotry. That's THEIR plan, the talk will be about Gary Caldwell. Yorkhill giving out Xmas presents 2moro: Jst printing and signing 300 Gary Caldwell pictures.Better be gettin a refund for this aw this ink. Walked out on Spiers, he asked me "What's been the highlight of your career so far" - Career? Glittering Legacy more like. Just off the phone to my agent; offered me a move to Newcastle. I offered Newcastle a move to Gary Caldwell. People often ask me; "Gary, are you a leg or an @rse man?" My reply is always - I'm a Gary Caldwell man. People are always saying "Gary Gary! What would u be if not a world class footballer? Model? Astronaught?" - Nelson Mandella Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast. House hunting in middlesbrough tomorrow: Choosing a house is M'Boro is like trying to decide which STI you'd most like to catch. 1 on 1 with Graham Spiers the morra. If he uses any of his fancy words with Gary Caldwell, I'm going to take them as disrespect. Every Christmas day Gary Caldwell invites a homeless person into his house for dinner.....Then eats him. Top of the food chain bitches! Reports coming in that Gary Caldwell's been dissed on the Clyde1 phone in..Gary's looking into it.

Went to see a double bill of Toy Story 3 & the Sorcerers Apprentice. Seen Toy Story in 3D a couple of week back and if anything it was better 2nd time around - Caught a lot of the in-jokes etc that I missed first time out Cant make up my mind about SA - It was an enjoyable film but cant help thinking it could have been better. Nicholas Cage is his usual iritating self but quite like Jay Baruchel Toy Story 3 - 9.5 Sorcerers Apprentice - 6

Seemed like an eternity between Kane's shot and the rest of the team celebrating last night Good hard fought series - Not exactly a classic but delighted the Hawks won.

Vantage Point - 6/10 Decent enough movie - seeing a mjaor incident from different Vantage Points (I see what they did there) builds up nicely to what ends up been a pretty disapointing, run of the mill car chase/shoot out ending.

Michael Cera was in Superbad Jesse Eisenberg was in Zombieland but I thought he was very Cera-like Looking at Jesse's previous films the only one I have seen is The Village so cant comment who was doing their thing first

Zombieland 7/10 Quite funny in places all very tongue in cheek. Thought the lead was like a diet Michael Cera (of Juno) Enjoyed it but I think Shaun of the Dead just edges it

Up in the Air 7/10 Enjoyable film - Clooney, Kendrick & Farmiga were excellent.

Percy Jackson - The Lightning Thief 5/10 Decent enough film along the lines of The Chronicles of Narnia or Harry Potter series' but cant help thinking that they missed a trick with a decent cast and lot of material for a storyline the end result could have been much move enthralling. She's outta my league 5/10 Couldn't decide if it was a gross out comedy or a chick flick and ended up somewhere in between.

I went to see the god awful Bangkok Dangerous in a cinema in Redditch by myself and was the only one there until just as the movie started a couple came in and sat down- I would have been worried about "interrupting" them but she looked about 14mths pregnant and fit to burst or I would have left them to it. edit - Bangkok Dangerous not Express

World Cup kick off times in this part of the world - feck feck feck Looks like my workspace in the office will by my WC fanzone

Princess & the Frog 8/10 Simplytot's favourite film at the minute. Catchy tunes, good storyline and not played out Best Disney animated film in a fair while - up there with Lion King, Alladdin & Little Mermaid

Depends where you are coming from but I found parking across the Clyde at the science center was the best option for getting in and out of the SECC Saves all the hassle getting out of the SECC carpark Of course you are faced with a 5min walk that can be very refreshing depending on the weather.

& for then it to be passed to "Angel" Stevie G

Im in the exact same position Deky Watched a lot of hockey since we moved here in May but still haven't found "my" team Loved watching the Olympics but probably more the world juniors in January Uncle was from IL and always had me supporting the Bulls, Bears, Cubs & Blackhawks but not seen much of them this year. Have Avalanche, Ducks & Leafs jerseys from previous holidays but dont really have an affinity with either teams Mrs Simplyton has opted for the Penguins because Sidney is a "lovely boy" but im still undecided. At the moment im leaning towards Chicago but hoping to see a bit more of them on the box.

Apollo Creed has become "the guy from Happy Gilmore"

We have snowfall warning in effect for this evening If said warning comes to fruition that results in a snow day this could be moved to RTBC

District 9 - 6/10 Couldn't decide what it was trying to be documentary, funny, gory, social commentary All about Steve 2/10 How the feck did I get dragged into watching this

Moving house so loads of stuff for sale - ideally near Glasgow PM me for more information or pics Games Modded PS2 plus games and accessories- £40 Sony PSP & 2 games - £50 Star Wars Trivial Pursuit DVD TV Game - £5.00 The Simpsons Board Game - £5.00 MONOPOLY Millennium Edition - £7.00 Times Square Monopoly - £7.00 20th Anniversary Trivial Pursuit - £7.00 Rapidough - £5.00 Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets Trivia Game £5.00 Bar Optics - £5.00 Kids Stuff (suitable for around 2-4year old) Small Childs Pink Leather chair and footstool - £20.00 Dora Keyboard £15.00 Dora Kitchen - £40.00 Barbie Fairytopia Bouncy Castle �“ £10.00 Dora the Explorer Easel �“ £15.00 3 in 1 Bike �“ £20.00 Winnie the Pooh and Disney Princess Mega Blocks �“ £5.00 ELC Jungle Beat Set �“ £8.00 Selection Cuddly Toys Elmo Collection Large selection of Books Ikea storage unit Small Childs Pink Leather chair and footstool - £20.00 Household Stuff Ikea Bedroom Furniture �“ 2 x 6 drawer chest and 2 x bedside cabinets - £130 for set Set of Wooden Garden Furniture (Table and 6 Chairs) - £100.00 Lawnmower and Strimmer BNIB - £40.00 Wall mounted display unit - £20 Coffee table (£60) and side table(£40) or both for £80 Extending Dining Table £50 and 6 chairs @ £15 each or £120 for the set. Samsung Freeview Box - £5.00 No7 Facial Sauna - £5.00 LG DVD Recorder - £40.00 2 DIVX DVD Players - £10 each Toshiba Multi-Region DVD Player - £20 George Foreman Grill - £5.00 Food Processor - £10.00 Popcorn Maker - £5.00 Hand Blender - £3.00 Wall Mounted Display Unit - £20.00 Large Paddled GHDs - £50.00 Living Room Wall Clock - £5.00 Kitchen Wall Clock - £5.00 Digital Bathroom Scales - £5.00 Jewellery Box - £5.00 Rennie Mackintosh Crockery Set - £5.00 VCR - £5.00 NTL Box 51 Disc CD Player - £50.00 Baby Stuff Silver Cross 3D Pram System including body liner, car Seat, Footmuff, Nappy Bag and Parasol - £100.00 I Love My Bear Babies R Us Mosses Basket £10.00 Swinging Cradle - £20.00