well fan for life

That's a funny way of spelling Tam Scobbie.

Aye he's ridiculously lightweight but he gives me the absolute fear when he gets space 30 yards out.

Floury coating that gets everywhere, no taste and no structural integrity. 1/10 would not recommend.

Worked in the London office for a bit and nobody down there understood the concept of a Morton's roll apart from the guy who grew up in EK. Poor b*****ds. Imagine having none of the finer things in life as well as your tap water being pish.

The league when we get an appeal accepted only to still have it be a red card:

This is the only way I can think of us having anything creative between midfield & attack. Between Campbell, Crawford, Maguire and O'Hara there's hunners of running and kicking folk but not very much actual football.

Paneer's class but the heartburn nearly fucking kills me.

Name your curry house. That's the rules these days.

Seedorf* is just a collection of shit decisions that lose possession of the ball. I didn't think he was up to much last week but he was actively terrible today. For all the ire thrown Hastie's way you've got to hope he's sitting on the bench wondering how he's not getting a game ahead of him. *this autocorrect's to Seedier. Front two of Decanter and Seedier.

Has any player ever made the wrong decision as often as Sherwin Seedorf? An absolute liability in possession.

Well he can't really go galavanting round the Caribbean to fill my Saturday morning TV schedule so who's to say big Ainsley hasn't got a side gig touting centre forwards to ML1.

Absolutely. It's in there with Marvin Johnson's "twisting, shouting, shaking" goal, McHugh vs Hearts and Leigh Griffiths second free kick against England.

I'd put hard cash on us thinking of the same folk.

Aye. I think we all, or at least mostly, agreed that the March lockdown probably was necessary. Where I think I am struggling now is that there's no end in sight. It's impossible to plan anything to look forward to, or do anything that would have been done previously to blow off some steam. Now I'm not suggesting we just open everything up and see what happens but, sooner or later, things need to have some kind of normality.

I think this is where a lot of people, including myself, stand. Now I understand that we do need these restrictions I don't think it can be expected that people will just accept them and go about their lives. If they're wanting to keep people in lockdown then why not publish what we're measuring against and, fucking curse me into the oblivion of the Business Bullshit thread, publish a roadmap of how we expect to move out of the restrictions. The black box approach of placing us all in a lockdown for an unknown period of time due to unknown to the outside measures probably doesn't help. My work are now shifting to majority of work done from home. I worked a couple of days at home anyway but shifting to it most of the time is new. There was the chat about not being as productive but I swear between like August - December that's the most we've ever achieved as a team.

I wonder if he's aware that he's already branded a weirdo.

It's nice to see us play a left back at left back tbh.

The media team are 100% lurking on this thread. You'd think at this point they'd have understood we can all be placated by a couple of Ainsworth videos.

And you'd see my head explode in the stand behind the goal.

Fisher > White & Blyth. White's shit at football and Blyth's a dick. Therefore I'd take the Fish all day long.

I think, when all things are considered, I hate Jacob Blyth more than I hate anyone else on this planet.

Never mind accounts where the f**k are the signings? #WELCOMEBIGWEIRDKYLE/MAYBEWEIRDHARRY

There's c***s on eBay have like £850 listings up for an order confirmation email.