well fan for life

Elliot fucking Frear? Has someone been on the glue? Hamstrings made of cheese strings, feart of his own shadow and loves Tommy Robinson. Jeezo. What we seem to have amassed is a pile of decent attacking options but not one of them looks like they'd be bothering a top scorers chart any time soon. I like Watt & Lang and Cole definitely looked to be a good signing to have back in terms of having a pacey, physical threat. I can understand why we offered Tait a new deal. I can also understand why Tait opted for the mystery box which seems to have been a great success for him as he's guaranteed a start most weeks (when he hasn't kicked a Dundee United player half way to Caird Park). Hartley was finished. Like absolutely and utterly finished. On the wane for a while and then the 4-4 draw was the final straw. An absolute bombscare.

6 points from a possible 3 this week is top 6 form imvho.

Gallagher absolutely flying through someone about a day late? A wee talking to. We are pretty shite. You could easily get rid of about 10 players from our first team squad and we would be no worse off.

We are utter dugmeat. There's the constituent parts of a decent midfield at the club. Defence & up front are both utter, utter, utter shite though. Seedorf is a rapid but has absolutely no footballing brain, Long can't be arsed and Hastie hasn't actually touched the ball for about 4 months now.

When did Celtic appoint Max Headroom to the board?

Cole being out is a shocker. Looking forward to seeing Chris Long not being arsed.

Aye I'm assuming we must be about the same age. I mind my old man taking me and it being a scorching hot day as well.

It's another thing to add to the pile tbh. Going into administration from years of financial mismanagement? No punishment. Literally finish bottom of the table? Falkirk reminded they are a diddy club and told to sit back down. End up in the playoffs? Made sure Rangers need to play half a dozen fixtures while we get to sit with our feet up. Have a full on rammy at full time of said play offs? "Didn't see anything mate"

With Lamie & Mugabi at the back and Chapman in goals I'd probably take only shipping 3 tbh.

McFadden curling an absolute pearler of a free kick into the top corner. Absolutely wonderful day out.

Mental how Motherwell Football Club are the establishment club here.

He was a great defender back in the day. But watching him getting retired on a Wednesday night at Ainslie Park was a pretty sad way for him to bow out of a playing career.

Tbf I can't fault it if it works. I've seen this woman more often than I've seen my maw this year:

Almost like having a centralised ticketing system would be to the benefit of everyone even without a pandemic. Had to have a bit of a dig around for it but here's a pretty good thread on the catalogue of calamities the SPFL have had:

I mean to be fair I don't blame you for wanting to watch at the weekend in the current situation. For the authentic experience get your telly set up behind a lamppost.

See as long as I don't have to see Jordan White or that gormless c**t Lamie in a Motherwell shirt again? I'm alright with this as a set up.

The main thing is the disparity in the amount different clubs charge per game. Ranges from someone like Aberdeen who charged £12 for our away game all the way up to Livingston charging a mind boggling £20 for it. It's just another complete mishandling of the situation created by Covid. Why not have a centralised streaming service set up? Instead I think I've got about 9 different accounts all with various other clubs.

I know we made a successful transition to Sexy Motherwell when we got Gboly and Turnbull into the side and Hastie wasn't dugshite. And it was great to watch. But god damn I miss when we were a big, hammer-throwing set of b*****ds.

I would absolutely love for us to have Ross Stewart up front. Never going to happen, though.

The Weirdest Fans In The World.

Why is Chris Long scalping a PS5 on Instagram?

I fear we're probably up shit creek without a paddle for the squad. We haven't got any money coming in, the Scott/Turnbull money is going towards keeping the club afloat and that's about it. Lamie is absolutely, without a doubt, one of the worst players I have ever seen in a Motherwell shirt. At this point I'm having him worse than Zak Jules for sure. The guy is so far out his depth. Ideally we'd get to January and bin Lamie, Hastie, White & Long as they are a waste of a wage. Aside from Long's one positive performance at Pittodrie he's looked like he's not interested. Not renewing Hastie's contract might have inadvertently been one of the best bits of business the club has done in recent years. And Jordan White is absolutely Jordan White.

There's yer Jordan White coming on. @RandomGuy. you must be shitting yourself.

Lamie is 100% in the running for our worst of all time at this point. An absolute fucking bombscare.