well fan for life

Turning up at Hampden and throwing great big hammers around at Rangers and Aberdeen in the same season is arguably my favourite ever times being a Motherwell fan.

Just caught up on the day’s scores. Anybody know how Hastie got on today?

I'm also not really sure I want to pin our goalscoring hopes on someone who's been out for a year and has a knee made of shite and sellotape now.

I’d rather start with a man short than Peter Hartley. He’s some guy but he’s slower than a week in the jail.

Soft but I’d file it under “seen them given”.

Seedorf is waayyyyy short of fitness, Hylton had a couple of wee moments that were ok and Ilic was utterly fucking hopeless. We seriously need a striker.

Shankland to put a penalty into outer space in the shoot out plz.

When he ran the length of the park against Hibs last season I was nearly going taps aff. If he finishes one of those runs by ripping one into the top corner my heid will enter orbit after it leaves my shoulders.

The only time I regularly wear Motherwell tops is when I'm playing 5s. I rarely even wear one when I'm going to Fir Park because if I'm jumping in to town for a lager afterwards it's just a bit of a pain.

That two handed slap for the penalty is still absolutely hilarious to watch.

Moonlighter is absolutely amazing.

Zlamal's a fucking bombscare. Gillespie has been one of the better keepers in the league, as was Carson before his injury. Berra belongs in a retirement home, Souttar is good on his day but prone to a clanger. Big fan of Halkett tbf. Walker hasn't kicked a ball in a year, Mulraney can run really quick but couldn't cross a road, Clare isn't a winger and Haring *really* isn't a winger. Naismith is one of the best strikers in the division, I'll give you that, but Uche is just pure chaos factor stuff. He's rank at football but occupies defenders.

He plays wherever he fucking wants m8.

Lets all hope Donnelly continues to hit the target because if he doesn't someone in the Cooper is going to need reconstructive surgery.

I'll be more interested in seeing how Seedorf does against a team that push folk forward so he has space to run in to. I think it's been a struggle as in the last 2 games we've been up against folk playing everyone behind the ball.

Liam Donnelly can fair fucking lamp a ball.

Reckon he'd have made a dent in the gap on that descent but Bernal looked like he'd have ragdolled everyone in the race up that final climb. What a wild day.

Tell you what, lads. The day we cash in the Dom Thomas and Danny Johnson sell-ons we'll be rolling in money.

Well Fans II: Seethe Harder.

He might do a turn in the championship as long as you don’t want him to do anything other than be a poacher. Robinson seems to want folk to graft and earn their place and Johnson didn’t seem to be up to it.

With nothing concrete to go on this is kind of what I had thought was going on tbh. The fact we were persisting with Main for chunks of the season when he couldn’t score for toffee was pretty telling imo.

Yes.

Can we get John Boyle on a flight to Ohio to start claiming money straight out the till?

He was terrified of a hard tackle, but all in favour of a hard brexit.

Long looks quick as f**k. He had one burst through the middle but I don't think the pitch helped with his running. Definitely sharp though.