well fan for life

So party in Inverness then we never speak of this season again. Deal? Deal.

Tony Watt's movie reviews are all well and good but I'm personally buzzing for the launch of Darren Mackie's book club.

Only stormbirds and rockbreakers are difficult after a certain point. And even then, get yourself some freeze arrows and you're laughing. Feeling quite sad that I'm nearly out of things to do in this game. [emoji30]

Has this guy even bothered to do any research? That whole article is a fucking mile out. Never mind retaining Samson. I'm for getting a massive cannon and firing the lettuce-wristed c**t into orbit.

I'm now just mopping up sidequests. I've done all the lodge trials, corrupted zones & bandit camps. I've been having a laugh with using traps more. Taking down a Thunderjaw by laying out 15 blast wires is massively entertaining.

Without seeing anything about him, I'll take this opportunity to file under "could do a job".

I'm yet to find a quicker way. Total pain in the hole.

It's not that they're difficult to fight, it's that if you're seen they pick the shell up and you're fucked for getting it done in time.

Trying to do all the Hunters Lodge stuff now. Looting 4 Shell Walkers in 1:05 is bringing me pretty close to launching my PS4 out the fucking window.

Finished the main story. Absolutely outstanding. I'm now going to do my best to 100% this game because it's absolutely amazing.

MDMA is a wonderful substance.

Damn is an absolute masterpiece. Start to finish I cannot fault it.

Just dodge roll around and launch tearblast arrows at the machine guns. Then do the same for it's legs when it sits down. Genuinely didn't find that one particularly difficult either. Only time I died was my own fault for not hitting triangle in time when I went to rappel down.

This evening I shanked Redmaw like the little bitch she turned out to be. Thunderjaws are a canter with Tearblast arrows on your side. I love this game. Haven't put this much time into a game in months.

I wish I could say the same. Absolute cart horse.

Have to say, Deathbringers don't merit the name. Absolute piece of piss to deal with.

Guy's made of fucking glass. And he's shit.

Rockbreakers are absolutely brutal. Just done the one in the quarry and it must have taken me about 10 attempts. Stormbirds are still a fucking nightmare, though. Tearblast arrows & the Tearblaster itself are the ticket for dealing with Thunderjaws. Far easier to deal with when they've no ranged attacks.

Fucking hell. I'd forgotten about that. Total dive from Rooney, but Samson's the daft b*****d that dropped a tame shot. Again.

Said to my da the other night that if we're relegated I won't even be that arsed. We've been so tragically shit this season it would be absolutely deserved.

Watched the whole series with a raging hangover yesterday. Episode 2 in the Michelin starred restaurant. I nearly fucking soiled myself laughing.

Get your tin foil hats on, boys. We've got a conspiracy on our hands.

Was that the dicks doing the limbo under someone's belt? Other than them Craig Charles was absolutely excellent and arguably my highlight of the whole Saturday. Would 100% agree about the venue layout being a fucking shambles. Limmy & Shaun Keaveny in a fucking tiny wee room despite knowing that would be a big draw for the crowd was mental decision making from them. Queue was about an hour long and there was no chance I was up for that no matter how much I wanted to see them. Then John Lydon I thought just came across as being a bit of a w****r. I was then at Honeyblood, Grandaddy & The Shins. Would pretty much echo what others have said. Honeyblood are great on record but need to up their game live. Kind of feels like they're trying to play their set and get off stage ASAP as they are terrified to interact with the crowd. Grandaddy were alright live, but I could have done with a seat by that point. I really like The Shins, but I think having been out since Friday night with only about 4 hours sleep and about 6 pints of Crossing the Rubicon + multiple shorts I wasn't in the best state to enjoy their set.

When he was playing he was absolutely not worse than playing Zak Jules. I'd imagine it's down to whatever this mystery hip injury is. Part-time fitba beckons for him.