well fan for life

I dunno. Maybe he's good at magic tricks or makes a mean cappuccino for the lads.

Alexander's approach to preseason was an embarrassment. We were quite shite in all his league cup games but that Airdrie game was an embarrassment. We looked a massively unfit group of lads who had no idea how to play together which is probably because we were a massively unfit group of lads who had no idea how to play together. Last night I am ok with being a bit shit. It appears that Lamie was having one of his proper calamitous performances. From folk I know that went along he was responsible for 3 goals being conceded (one being offside) before getting himself sent off. I've got belief in SK to never put him anywhere near a starting XI after watching that. Mugabi is a big unit and if we just need someone to header things away I can just about handle that to help see a game out. The guy gives me the absolute fear when he has the ball at his feet though.

A complete moron. Perhaps the most inept 6 months in the history of this club. It could have been worse. We've got the bonus point and hopefully Ketts has seen enough Lamie specials in one game tonight that ensures he never plays another minute for us.

38 game ban. A shocking challenge. Make an example of him.

It's mad that we've still got that pair of bombscares around the first team. Even worse that both have received contract extensions despite being complete and utter dog shite.

A small businessman or a small business man?

I love the idea of Moult coming back. I hate the reality. He was moving like a lame dug when he played last season.

Slim pickings in our squad. Need to make use of him since Lasley retired and Johansen proved to be shite.

Sign Casey, Mutual Mugabi/Lamie/both. Sorted.

There's definitely something there with Tierney and I think he would massively benefit from playing every week. I wouldn't be massively against him going on loan for 6 months to get game time then come back and see how he gets on.

That preview for tonight's looks class. Even if she's not actually bothered about Tyrique what we can say for certain is:

I do remember Fuchs nearly kicked his head into the Cooper stand when we played Dundee United.

I should have posted this yesterday for maximum effect.

Binged series 1 of The Bear in two days. Outstanding TV.

After a couple of absolutely piss poor series the producers have been cooking up some superb twists. No fucking about, just get folk binned.

Aye a few years ago I'd have taken Doidge but definitely not now.

Would this not mean they'd need to make extra routes though. There aren't any McGill buses go past my house in normal hours. I mean it would be nice if they did.

No shame. There's stuff in BOTW I see folk discover that I had no idea existed and I stuck about 200 hours into that.

Was Shields worth a punt? Probably. Is he a terrible football player? Definitely If he can get a year or two making decent money abroad then fair play to him. As long as I don't need to watch him.

Today really is just one absolutely shocking piece of news after another.

Sobering when you hear commentary going on about how someone is a freak of nature, defying age to play the game. Then you look them up and realise they're the same age as you.

The Reverse Robinson, as it were.

For a guy with relatively few appearances his clanger reel is something else.