well fan for life

I want a nonsense draw to somewhere that's a good laugh. Heartbreaking when we drew Formartine and I had to sit in my living room watching. Nearly burst into tears of jealousy when I clocked the folk sat on a shipping container drinking cans.

The numbers don't lie. We've had much better results with Mugabi over SOD. It's definitely been in the post for some time for Mugabi to look massively out of position and Saturday was that realisation. He looked so far off his man he'd have been as well taking a walk round the V&A all afternoon. The consensus on here is that we'd be quite well off playing a 3-5-2 to get the best out of SOD while having a solid central defence but Alexanderball forbids it. On Grimshaw, there's a section of our support who absolutely love him and think he's class. I am not in this section and I am really, really sick of him getting put in midfield when he can't pick a 10 yard pass. KVV is an enigma. He's unplayable when he fancies it, scored a couple of great goals at Pittodrie but was suspended last week. I can't argue that the front 3 deserved to keep their places but I hope to see KVV back tomorrow.

Conversely I did not watch the FAI cup final, but I can confirm Little Simz at the O2 Academy was the absolute bollocks. See if Tierney fills the cavernous gap between midfield & attack, I'm all in favour. We've had Slattery winning loads of free kicks, Goss putting in decent crosses from them and not much else this season from whatever combination we have attempted.

I'm hopeful Tierney can offer us something to join up midfield & attack but I expect he'll need to bed in. Either way it's wild to realise that Sean Goss is the lynchpin of the whole operation at this point. As far as the current squad goes the midfield is paper thin. Slattery is the best option, as it stands you'd probably pick Maguire & Goss in there with him. Grimshaw's shite, Cornelius has vanished after the cup debacle, O'Hara hasn't offered anything other than turn up in my local Starbucks and don't even start me on Crawford.

I love Bevis. However I think he looked very much like a man playing out of position today. Which has probably been in the post for a while. Grimshaw is atrocious in possession, nothing stuck up front at all and we just ceded the whole of Dundee to their midfield.

Grimshaw's got me pining for Sean Goss here for f**k sake.

Good to see we're all hard at work on a Friday afternoon.

Visions of @thisGRAEME being trapped under a pile of VHS tapes somewhere in the depths of Hampden.

In recent times it's surely got to be 18 stone Ross McCormack or Casper Sloth's barbershop.

I think the days of preordering a AAA title are very much in the past now with the number of bugs they seem to launch with. Definitely more appealing to pick them up several months/patches down the line.

Surely if all things balance out if we sign 3 folk in January from LOI then they'll all be absolute ballers.

I would tend to agree. I think Noel Fielding is as funny as a boot in the nuts at the best of times. Would be delighted if he got binned for the next series. Still cannae believe that focaccia either. Looked like it had the consistency of mashed potato. I reckon she'd have been in with a serious shout if that had been anything approaching edible.

Big Ricki to be better in the air than Top Gun again and a win for the dossers plz.

Reading back on this I have to agree Noel's smarmy dig about the oven not being on was fucking horrendous. Properly acting the c**t when there was something at stake. Would have fully understood Giuseppe knocking him the f**k out. Can only respect Giuseppe for turning up, wiping the floor with everyone and then dipping straight back to Italy.

Every time I see that 2007 line up poster I assume it's a pisstake because it's so stacked. As an aside I still regularly listen to 1990s first album Cookies because it's brilliant.

I like how we're all saying to hold our horses on Turnbull comparisons when 2 pages ago we had him compared to Tam Muller.

Cannae wait to hear the magic words Can play anywhere across the front 3.

I did get a good laugh at this.

The only thing better than beating someone is when they get raging about it afterwards.

One of the highlights of this season, for me.

I repost this every time it comes up but I will not tire of telling people that Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is one of the best games of all time. Mario Odyssey is an injection of pure serotonin as well.

I think if that foul gets committed on the halfway line it's probably just a foul and nothing more. But fair fucks to Shields for committing to it. I thought he was tremendous and absolute ran himself into the ground. Presumably Hearts had a bit of a hangover from wrapping up the league title in October.

Pretty certain if you threw a housebrick up in the air in ML1 big Ricki would nod it 40 yards clear. Very much enjoyed Gordon & Souttar's heads taking leave of their shoulders in the last 10 minutes.

Me watching todays game but realising Sean Goss was actually quite good.